+23"Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.", amirite?
+30watching a creepy show: "I love this show!" in bed after a creepy show: "dude walk me to the bathroom", amirite?
+317Adults and computers:-typing typing. backspace. typing typing typing. backspace backspace.- amirite?
+60Josh from Drake and Josh would be highly pissed they canceled Oprah. amirite?
+46T bo on icarly is actually quite hilarious. "You wanna buy a bagel on a stick?A dollar a bagel.C'mon i'll sell you the whole stick,five dolla.", amirite?
+63Dory's Names For Nemo;; "Your Son, Chico" "He Lost His Son, Fabio" "His Son, Bingo--" "Poor Rocko" "We're Going To Find Reemo!" "Not Much Fun For Little Harpo" "Bye, Elmo!" And who can hate Dory? (: amirite?
+47Uh Oh.... Taylor Swift and Beyonce are both up for Best Female Video in theVMA's this year.... Kanye West is gonna have another freakin' cow! amirite?
+44You akwardly sit there when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents. amirite?
+32I wanna grab you by your sides and slowly lick you. But not too much. Then I slowly eat inside you. Then as you get a little softer I eat it all. I LOVE OREOS ;] amirite?
+13Issues With Bedtime Stories Cinderella-It's about child abuse Snow White-Teaching kids to poison your enemies and hate short people Sleeping Beauty-Apparently now witch craft is okay and you can go and put people into magical sleeps. Hmh. Drugs in children's books, amirite?
+35men's english ; i'm hungry = i am hungry; i'm tired = i am tired; nice dress = nice cleavage!; i love you = let's have sex now; i'm bored = do you want to have sex?; may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you; can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you; do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you, amirite?
+41women's english ; yes = no; no = yes ;maybe = no; we need = i want ;i'm sorry = you'll be sorry; we need to talk = you're in trouble; sure, go ahead = you better not; do what you want = you'll pay for this later ;i'm not upset = of course i am upset, you ass!; you're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? amirite?