Am I on a thirteen year old girl's Facebook timeline or am I on amirite?
Crying in front of my laptop.
"So what if I don't like anyone that isn't a rich white man?" - Mitt Romney
I hate Mumford and Sons, ugh.
I say that I'm going to kill myself for any minor inconvenience I come across, so I don't think exaggerations get old.
Oh no, I know Felix is Austrian, the joke is that some people mix up Australia and Austria.
Who doesn't want to go hunting with a. 50 cal?
Texting > Talking on the phone.
And I thought being seventeen and having a midnight curfew was ridiculous...
One of my neighbors is a cute guy I go to school with and let's just say I really enjoyed the view this summer...
"Wow I certainly wouldn't mind having sex with you."
Good thing I'm perf then.
My dash mainly consists of: text post, text post, cute boy, text post, and then hardcore gay porn out of nowhere.