Or better yet, actually take apart part of the roller coaster! That'll really scare 'em!
Look at her asking the teacher a question. What a freaking idiot. She doesn't know anything. Loser.
Because if I told my my friends that I was going to commit suicide then they'd all be totally cool with it and go along with my trick.
My favorite part of the post was where it didn't mention anything about that.
Oh thanks. I needed some batteries.
"Well, you see, there's this website called Amirite and you can get achievements for doing things like getting a post on the homepage. But diamond achievements are much harder to-"
"Gtfo of my office."
Translation: I find Harry Potter to be a very enjoyable series, as I shall treasure these books for all time to come.
Try this one:
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Yeah I mean, every time someone has sexual intercourse with someone of their opposite gender they strengthen hell and evil force, and wither the earth's very soul.
JUST ACCEPT THE DAMN CLEMENTINE.
But what if they're homosocksual?
But then you're late for all your class. If you're late for all your classes then you get lots of points taken off your grade. If you get lots of points taken off your grade then you fail. If you fail then you don't get into college. If you don't get into college then you don't get a job. If you don't get a job then you have no money. If you have no money then you can't afford your home. If you can't afford your home then you live on the streets. If you live on the streets you beg for money from random people. If you beg for money from random people then someone will give you the money they were originally going to use to by themselves a coffee.
SO BECAUSE YOU STRUT SLOWLY BECAUSE RUNNING WITH YOUR BACKPACK THEN YOU'RE CAUSING SOMEONE TO NOT HAVE THE COFFEE THEY WANTED. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Ever hear of a time macne?
That's like saying you wish you were in jail so you could get free meals.
The Laws if Facebook:
1. You must post pictures of yourself either "having fun" with friends or in the bathroom mirror (and the odd occasion where you can do both.)
2. You must never and I repeat NEVER use proper grammar or capitalization. EVER.
3. You need to post at least one status everyday with song lyrics.
4. It is necessary to attempt at sounding deep, but tragically fail.
5. You need tell everyone how you are a photogropher after you take a black and white picture.
6. You have to complain about the new Facebook layout.
7. Last, and most importantly, you must ALWAYS have more friends than everyone else. It doesn't matter if you know them JUST.SEND.THEM.A.REQUEST.
Follow these rules and you are sure to fit in on Facebook!