It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?

Or better yet, actually take apart part of the roller coaster! That'll really scare 'em!

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

Look at her asking the teacher a question. What a freaking idiot. She doesn't know anything. Loser.

If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?
@I_Predict_A_Riot and then get some of your acquaintances in on it so when your friends go around asking they're like 'Steve? Steve...

Because if I told my my friends that I was going to commit suicide then they'd all be totally cool with it and go along with my trick.

What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?
@Life begins at the conception of the mother in my opinion.

My favorite part of the post was where it didn't mention anything about that.

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

Oh thanks. I needed some batteries.

Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?

"Well, you see, there's this website called Amirite and you can get achievements for doing things like getting a post on the homepage. But diamond achievements are much harder to-"
"Gtfo of my office."

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?
@HarryPotter167 HARRY POTTER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Translation: I find Harry Potter to be a very enjoyable series, as I shall treasure these books for all time to come.

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Gay people: you get really offended when two straight people try to get married. It's different from how you practice marriage and it is automatically morally wrong to do something different. amirite?

Yeah I mean, every time someone has sexual intercourse with someone of their opposite gender they strengthen hell and evil force, and wither the earth's very soul.

If you can't spell the word "relationship" correctly then you probably shouldn't be in one, amirite?
You should put all your single socks on, amirite?

But what if they're homosocksual?

If you're ever intimidated by someone, don't imagine them in their underwear, imagine them running with a back-pack on, amirite?
@Brettward95 I just strut like a stud. Bitches check me out while I'm rolling slowly.

But then you're late for all your class. If you're late for all your classes then you get lots of points taken off your grade. If you get lots of points taken off your grade then you fail. If you fail then you don't get into college. If you don't get into college then you don't get a job. If you don't get a job then you have no money. If you have no money then you can't afford your home. If you can't afford your home then you live on the streets. If you live on the streets you beg for money from random people. If you beg for money from random people then someone will give you the money they were originally going to use to by themselves a coffee.


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Girls: You wish you were fat so you could have big boobs, amirite?

That's like saying you wish you were in jail so you could get free meals.

Facebook isn't as friend centered as it used to be. Now, instead of talking TO each other, more and more people just blurt out their lives and interests, hoping someone is listening. Maybe we are all just a bit too self centered, and it's hard not to be, amirite?

The Laws if Facebook:
1. You must post pictures of yourself either "having fun" with friends or in the bathroom mirror (and the odd occasion where you can do both.)
2. You must never and I repeat NEVER use proper grammar or capitalization. EVER.
3. You need to post at least one status everyday with song lyrics.
4. It is necessary to attempt at sounding deep, but tragically fail.
5. You need tell everyone how you are a photogropher after you take a black and white picture.
6. You have to complain about the new Facebook layout.
7. Last, and most importantly, you must ALWAYS have more friends than everyone else. It doesn't matter if you know them JUST.SEND.THEM.A.REQUEST.

Follow these rules and you are sure to fit in on Facebook!