+13Some day I'm going to date Taylor Swift and be the worst boyfriend ever so I can have popular songs written about me.
+11Sometimes you feel more comfortable sharing your secret with a total stranger ...amirite?
+221Chocolate Vodka...because some days are so bad that having the two separately takes too long.
+41You can't wait for the Life 2.0 update since it's rumored to have montage mode, amirite?
+60Marijuana should be legalized and taxed just as alcohol is. Then instead of outlaying money trying to catch the people who grow and sell it, we would be able to use the tax revenue to help pay down our national debt.
+46The truth is like a ninja: Sometimes it hurts, especially if it sneaks up on you.