Ads are great for porn sites since they give us a chance to turn our volume down if we forgot to. amirite?
If a compass faces south, it is facing the north, just the loooonnngg way around, amirite?

It's still south

All guys love at least 1 dick, amirite?
The only way you can truly tell if you are dead or sleeping is that you see memories instead of imagining worlds. amirite?
@You think you imagine worlds when you die?

U imagine worlds when u sleep, and see your life passing when u die.

Just mentioning the fourth wall in a TV show or movie, breaks it. amirite?

Breaks what?

Getting shot is most likely a once in a lifetime experience, amirite?
There was no such thing as bad breath before the toothbrush was invented. amirite?

You sure about that?

Every condom that's ever been used still exists somewhere. amirite?
You don't move your brain your brain moves you. amirite?

You are your brain. Strip away your bones and you're still you. We are all just advanced computers with the next gen tech body suit.

Electricity isn't used directly, amirite?
@kcrain Except the electric chair?

You convert electricity to kinetic energy on that one

I believe its only used directly in chemistry and health

Electricity isn't used directly, amirite?
@Aminull Computers do.

They convert electricty to light and kinetic energy

Squidward has only 6 arms, amirite?
In no way is help-line elevator music better than absolute silence. amirite?

Interrupting the music every 5 seconds to tell us the call is important and play commercials is a far greater sin.

Keeping skeletons in your own closet is a terrible idea. amirite?
Electricity isn't used directly, amirite?
@TheSonofHermes The computer itself does. Although arguably electricity already is just kinetic energy since it's the motion of...

Kinetic energy and Electricty are really different things you cant describe it that way also computers use electricty to light up its screen, turn on the fans, and etc the only way we use electricty directly would be in chemistry and health