Classical music without lyrics playing in an empty room or a horror movie is way more terrifying then any other type of music, amirite?
Lying down is a skill 100% of people eventually master. amirite?

Insomnia enters the chat

DNA is made up of sugar, so it's just candy that "makes us who we are", amirite?
The blind are the easiest to purge, amirite?
@Milkzey Basileios II intensifies

Just leave 1 guy so they can return home

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?
@ElBurritoLuchador Hey just wait till your $1000.00 cheque comes!

Imagine having kids - this cheque would last about... a week.

Internet scams will decrease as time and time goes on because people will become used to it and be able to identify a scam, amirite?

Yeahhh, you're way overestimating the thinking capabilities of the mass population

If a dolphin could flap on land at the speed of a toddler, the other dolphins would praise it the same way we praise Michael Phelps. amirite?
The T-REX only went 5km per hour meaning humans probably wouldn't be their dinner. amirite?

People are plenty afraid if snakes that don't even move that fast. I'm fairly sure they would be damn scary no matter their "normal" diet.

Kids nowadays won't know what tv channels are. amirite?

I'm also 26, and honestly, tv channels feel like a retro thing, kinda like square TVs. Then again, I haven't had paid tv service since 2008.

The entire human population just came together to stay away from each other annd save the human race, amirite?
@Competivepenguin2003 Not there are still dumbasses out there not listening

Especially the dumbasses that think 20 - 25 year olds won't get affected

"Boys" usually precede "girls" but "ladies" usually precede "gentlemen.", amirite?
Being poor is expensive. amirite?
@dogmom050502 It's not what you make, it's what you spend.... The sooner you understand that concept, the better off you will be.

If think you're missing the point. Rich people can buy the same stuff but all at once, to avoid interest; better quality, to remove the need to replace or repair; and in bulk, to benefit from economies of scale. Being poor is literally expensive even for basic necessities. One example is that I'd be saving £200 this year if I could pay my insurance up front

For every celebrity that dies in a bizarre wanking accident there must be a large hidden amount of ordinary people who meet their end in a masturbating misadventure. amirite?

Wait, wait, many celebs die from "bizarre wanking accidents"?

The "gifted" classmates in grade-school, were the kids that had good parents and a stable home environment. amirite?

Some kids are still able to do very well in grade school even though they are dealing with immense bs at home. I think the biggest problem is that it wears them down too early in life. By the time they're 18 they are emotionally exhausted. When they should be excited about college & pursuing dreams they really just want to escape & find peace of mind...

THE HEART faps to keep the body alive, amirite?

And i fap because i dont wanna be alive

(kidding of course; just liked the punchline)