+2,726The real reason many gay men choose to stay in the closet so long is because they have to find the perfect outfit to come out in, amirite?
+592Nerd pick-up lines: "If I could rearrange the periodic table, I would put uranium and iodine together. Not really, of course, because they really share very few characteristics, but...", amirite?
+910There may be no "I" in "team", but there's also no "us" or "we." It seems like coaches should spend less time figuring out which one syllable words aren't in "team" and more time thinking up better motivational speeches, amirite?
+329When talking about systems of measurement, people often seem to forget the Profane system, containing such useful units of measurement as the fuckton and the shitload, amirite?
+180Drinking game: Spend the last of your savings on a six-pack of beer and pretend for a few hours you aren't the pathetic miserable shit you know you are and that she's still with you and not with that douchebag drummer who can barely play a goddamn solo and watch as the beer turns salty as it mixes with your tears and you wish you were drinking her blood not beer and you stare at the shredded remains of your pictures that you shredded at the place you worked before you were laid off because yo... amirite?
+367When you see somebody attempting to troll and doing a horrible job, it is like they are actually working on a second level of trolling where they are attempting to anger you by being such a horrible troll, like some sort of troll inception, amirite?
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-92it wud be extremely funny if some guy was having sex with justin bieber(cause She's a girl) and then they finished and said 'haha I was just in bieber' amirite?
-107Sometimes when you and your girlfriend have a fight, you go on Facebook and masturbate to pictures of her hot friends to teach her a lesson, amirite?
+198Although there are lots of lessons we can take away from 9/11, the most important is probably 'Always bring a parachute to work', amirite?
+31799 percent of the homepage is decided by 1 percent of the users. We need an 'Occupy Amirite' movement, amirite?
+220Demetri's Law: Any joke you could possibly make has already been told by Demetri Martin, and it was funnier when he told it, amirite?
+306People should stop posting multiple statements in one post, some of which you may disagree with. I blame black people. amirite?
+372It must be hard for sperm donation clinics to get regular donators. It seems like most of their members just come and go, amirite?