No, soccer is meant to be played in shorts. Keep it that way.

I use a fork, what the hell are you using?

It's a sad truth.

I save all of my papers so I can burn them ceremoniously as soon as I get out of school. It's an incredibly gratifying feeling.

I thought they gave you an option to get an enema before so this didn't actually happen?

But there are still people who think like this.

I just got itchy reading this post.

I can only imagine..

I bet you do ;D

Why would you want to even sing it in the first place?

I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY READY READY

It already has one.

I shall, I shall. I left a message on the page, and I'll report them too.

So swimming is a sport, but synchronized swimming is not?

I feel the same way. Middle school was just lame.