I'm not very good at writing profiles, so I'll say what I think matters.
My name is, of course, Captain McMuffin. And no, it doesn't have anything to do with the McDonald's McMuffin. I live in a small American city you've probably never heard of. I don't make posts very often, but when I do I generally try to make them at least somewhat meaningful. You may notice that I made A LOT of extremely stupid posts (and comments) when I was new, please don't judge me based on them.
I typically hold very strong opinions. I do, however, think that everyone has a right to their own opinion, as long as it doesn't infringe on someone else's.
As for the typical random profile facts,
-pro-abortion, though I don't totally agree with the typical prochoice argument
-a Bionicle fan on the lighter end of hardcore
-8 bit music
My three favorite movies are The Invisible Man, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Ed Wood. I have a top 30 list written out, but I think that's a bit excessive for an amirite profile.
My three favorite songs are Champagne Supernova, Right Now, and Brian Wilson.
I will choose to end my profile here before it gets way too long like my last one. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and enjoy my posts.