Guys are able to survive longer as they have their own source of protein. amirite?
If trees grew buttholes, when the buttholes got too ripe they would probably prolapse. amirite?

I don't want to think about this

The people that create children cartoons are the last person you'd leave a child with, amirite?
England being famously bad at sports that they invented is probably leftover resentment at the empires past power. amirite?

English league is the world football because of many foreign players

Blinking makes a noise. amirite?
Come next summer money won't exist. But then it never did. amirite?

Do I wanna know what you meant?

Most women think all it takes for men to pee with absolutely no splashes is good aim, when that's really only half the battle. amirite?
@hwoarangatan please enlighten the rest of us who don't know what the other half of the battle is? Getting a manageable flow?...

The last drop struggle is REAL. But typically the women I've spok3m to were suprised to hear that aiming doesn't guarantee the angle at which urine will come out. Sometimes it comes in multiple streams, even.

‘Reckon' is probably short for ‘recognize', amirite?
If you cheat to get into college, you go to prison. If you cheat to get into the country, you can go to college for free. amirite?
If you're living evilly, you're living backwards because live backwards is evil. amirite?

This would be too much on mushrooms.

The people who appear to be the happiest are often the ones who are hurting the most inside, amirite?

Its a great mask

if a camera lens is circle shouldn't pictures be circle not square, amirite?
True representation of fear is when you touch your pocket while walking along a street and you don't feel your phone. amirite?

I have, on a not insignificant number of times, spent time while on the phone, looking for said phone.

Unless you're fully naked, the laundry is never done. amirite?

Close your eyes family. Daddy has to put in the last load.

Having a management position sounds good for a sociopath: they could easily prioritize a company while not worrying about the well-being of their workers. amirite?

Most of them prioritize short term gains over long term growth.