+70It's physically impossible to have all 5 fingers touch each other at the same time, amirite?
+62Couples who have 4 kids instead of 3 to prevent a "middle" child are actually creating 2 "middle" children. amirite?
+61Thanks to the disgusting expanders fad, some ears really do hang low, and can be tied in a knot, in a bow, and perhaps even thrown over shoulder like a continental soldier. amirite?
+61If you're trapped on an island with someone you hate at least you have something to eat. amirite?
+57For most of human history people probably didn't know exactly how old they were, amirite?
+52"It be like that" is this generation's version of "C'est la vie". amirite?
+49today, somebody has there birthday, and so will somebody tomorow, amirite?
+48We instinctively understand facial expressions involving closed eyes, but you never see them in real life, amirite?
+47All vampires must have HIV and a host of other blood related diseases. amirite?
+37Since all of us start brushing our teeth from the same side of the mouth every single day!! That side gets the fresh, right off the brush toothpaste and the other one has to do with used and kind of second hand paste. Such Discrimination. amirite?
+18We take the ability to itch anywhere we want on our body for granted, since most animals can't itch themselves everywhere. amirite?