About me.

Where do I begin? It was a chilly spring evening when my mother was rushed to the hospital... (skip a few years)... and here I am today. It's nice to meet you, stranger! I like talking to myself. I love hearing stories, so feel free to tell me one. At the moment, my favorite show is "30 Rock". That might change, though.

I think I try too hard to be good at everything I do, but I end up not having enough time to devote to one thing, so I'm only OK at a lot of things. For example: writing, track, theater, piano.

I participate in a fantastic program called Destination ImagiNation. Been in it for 9 years, and I don't plan on quitting. Ever heard of it? I'd love to discuss it with you.

I try to be friends with everyone, but there are obviously a select few people who just don't share that with me, and that's OK. I just don't like when people are ignorant turds.

Two words to describe me are "clammy hands". Seriously, they're sweaty ALL THE TIME. It's beginning to be a problem.

I imagine a hybrid between a penguin and a flamingo. One day I shall create it, and it shall be called a flamenguin.

I am fascinated with anatomy. It's gross! I hate blood, though. I can't stand it. I really like the circulatory system.

Did you know that the average size of the eyeball of a blue whale is about the size of a grapefruit? I would think that they would be bigger.

Why do people have such a hard time differentiating between "your" and "you're"? It's embarrassing when a high school student can't even spell it. I think reading the misuses of the two on the Internet has made me stupid.

I also don't like when people say, "I hate school. It's so pointless." I must agree that school does take a toll on me, but I don't think it's pointless. I mean, be glad that there are places dedicated to helping people be successful in life.

Are you ever the one in group projects who is really bossy but is determined to prove to the others that he's not bossy? That's me.

I like Spanish. Es importante que personas sepan hablar español porque nuestro mundo se ha hecho influenciado por los habladores del idioma.

I don't think it's necessary for me to share my religious/political views. Why would you need to know them? So that you can criticize/praise me for them? Huge disputes can take place over these touchy subjects, and I wouldn't like to make enemies.

If you've read all of this, congratulations. You should really feel good. Like REALLY good. So very good.

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