Dairyqueenemployee

Whoever invented the "birthday celebration" was either a narcissist or the exact opposite. amirite?

In other cultures, the birthday person gives presents to the important people in their life. Fun fact

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

All you have to do is walk through a mall and look at all the ugly-ass guys with hot girlfriends. Confidence is king.

You've never heard a woman farting, and you never will. amirite?

Im sorry, but i have multiple times lol XD

Touch is the only sense that isn't only on your face, amirite?
@Not true. My feet smell.

I bet they taste, too. Lemme check.

The biggest trick The Capitalist pulled was to convince people that their life revolves around their job. amirite?

We talk about concepts like money and salary, but in fact, those are the things that allow us to tap into basic survival needs like food, clothing, and shelter.

Depending on where you live, your job is tied directly into your ability to survive.

When you turn the lights off, you start living in black and white. amirite?
It's a good time to be an astronaut on the International Space Station, amirite?

Unless someone coughs in the care package

A funnel is not very fun, amirite?

That one at the grocery store that takes your coins is kinda fun.

A chicken nugget is a small roast chicken, amirite?

If you're lucky it's whole chicken. If you're not, it's mechanically recovered meat chicken, which isn't so nice.

Kim Kardashian is older than Britney Spears. amirite?
backwards spelt backwards is backwards, amirite?
@Coeurdemonstre1 Who is "they"?

Ahhhh the infamous "they." No one truly knows who "they" are.

There are 5 times less binary numbers than base ten numbers, amirite?
The internet is becoming increasingly cliche, amirite?

What's the cliche

Funerals are the only events a death person attends. amirite?
The cold side of the duvet/quilt is more satisfying than the cold side of the pillow. Discuss. amirite?

I wholeheartedly disagree.