If you think writing in the proper tense is difficult now, just wait until time travel was possible. amirite?

Hasn't this already been potd?

@Ras I have never thought of dinosaurs reproducing until I read this. Now all I can think about is dinosaurs gettin' it on.

They don't need to impregnate a female for them to lay eggs. They get fertilized after the female lays them.

Disciplining someone because they can't catch a ball is just wrong, but there was probably more to the story.

Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
@flynSpaghettiMonster it was black at one point... When we burned it!! fuck yeah canada

Also in the war of 1812 it wasn't really Canadians fighting. It was a mixture of Canadian and British troops led by British generals founded by British money...

Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?

All drugs should be legalized, not just weed.
Whites are the superior race.
Homosexual marriage is wrong.
Homosexuality is wrong.
It should be illegal to not get an abortion.
We should bring back slavery, but make Canadians our slaves.
Every country should be communist.
Hitler was on the right track.
People should have to pay for an education, basically no public schools.
We should blow up the moon.
The Earth is flat and is the center of the universe.
Nickleback is a great band.
Polygamy should be legal.
Each individual should be forced a random religion, and if they do not follow it perfectly or they would be given the death sentence (unless one rule goes against one of my above beliefs, then it would be ok to break).

You wish you could become a moderator on this site, because then you could participate in one of their weekly orgies that they probably have, amirite?
You like the new amirite layout, amirite?
@DandyLion I don't like change

....I don't really know what to say to that

You like the new amirite layout, amirite?

I don't like change

I've only been seeing my girlfriend for about 2 weeks now, but she makes me feel like no other. I probably shouldn't say, "I love you," yet even though i feel it, amirite?
@1712629

edited. Thank you kind panda

I've only been seeing my girlfriend for about 2 weeks now, but she makes me feel like no other. I probably shouldn't say, "I love you," yet even though i feel it, amirite?

Break up with her, girls have cooties.

When there are numerous people on, Amirite Chat can be a fun, delightful place to be in and a great place to make friends, amirite?
When there are numerous people on, Amirite Chat can be a fun, delightful place to be in and a great place to make friends, amirite?
@Handsy what makes you think everything he says is serious

His wording made what he was saying sound like he was serious, in my opinion.