Everything is easier said than done, except talking... That's about the same, amirite?
You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?
@Aren't Jewish people not going to hell though, because they still believe in the same God as Christians, but are...

Jews are waiting for the messiah to come, which is not Jesus. Christians believe that Jesus is the messiah and is waiting for him to come back. Also, I think if you don't commit to christ or something, then you go to hell, but I'm not sure.

You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?

I hate when people tell me that I'm going to be damned. I'm Jewish and once a women asked my mom "How do you feel that all of your kids are going to hell?".

Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway, amirite?
It would totally suck if JK Rowling ended the Harry Potter series with "And then he woke up". amirite?
@mNmL0ver14 I was thinking the same thing! I thought maybe it was a repost or something. Either that or they got it off another...

Another post had the same thing, which got over 100 favorites. This post was first though, so technically the other is a repost and this is not.

Disney shouldn't make a movie about a lesbian princess. That's a conversation that a lot of parents don't want to have with their kids at princess-loving age. amirite?
@mashmallow515 Well, it doesn't have to be that complicated. At that age, there is no "sexual desire" or "male-female relations."...

Also what the fuck is a "princess-loving age"? I didn't know that there was an age limit on loving Disney princesses.

Although it's good for sentimental value, movies should start being more realistic at the point where a dad is on his death bed and his son is right next to him. They always say, "Son, I'm so proud of you, and blah blah blah..." Not every dad is that nice, and not every son will have been successful. Just to mix things up, for once they should have a dad put his hand on the son's arm, look him in the eye, and have his last words be, "Son...I probably should've worn a condom", amirite?
@1630763

"Son, I'm proud of you."
"...I'm your daughter"
"I have a daughter?"

The Super Bowl is the one day of the year where you can become a fan of a team you normally wouldn't like, amirite?

Not for me

GO GIANTS!!

Why do vegetarians not eat meat, but they eat plants? Are they suggesting that the life of animals are more important then the lives of other organisms? Who are they to choose whose lives are more important? To be honest, non-vegetarians are more fair to all organisms by not selecting which get the right of life over the others. amirite?
@ForeverMarauder Your post said "non-vegetarians are more fair to all organisms by not selecting which get the right of life over...

yeah, I kinda bull shitted that last line, because for it to be a correct post it has to have a statement that people could agree with... My bad

Why do vegetarians not eat meat, but they eat plants? Are they suggesting that the life of animals are more important then the lives of other organisms? Who are they to choose whose lives are more important? To be honest, non-vegetarians are more fair to all organisms by not selecting which get the right of life over the others. amirite?
Why do vegetarians not eat meat, but they eat plants? Are they suggesting that the life of animals are more important then the lives of other organisms? Who are they to choose whose lives are more important? To be honest, non-vegetarians are more fair to all organisms by not selecting which get the right of life over the others. amirite?
@ForeverMarauder Then let's say instead that I'm referring to ~human~ non-vegetarians.

..I don't understand what your trying to say.

The point is, is that we are selecting who has the right to live or not, and why can we do that, and what gives that organism that right?

Why do vegetarians not eat meat, but they eat plants? Are they suggesting that the life of animals are more important then the lives of other organisms? Who are they to choose whose lives are more important? To be honest, non-vegetarians are more fair to all organisms by not selecting which get the right of life over the others. amirite?
You don't always feel like you're at the top of the gene pool, but when you do, you're at Walmart, amirite?
@I work at walmart... :( In fact I'm there now. I'd say half the employees are super old, the other...

My dad works for an insurance company and they did business with Walmart; apparently there is a high death rate at walmart, because old people like to go their to take long walks and shop at the same time, and while walking they get a stroke or a heart attack or something and die.

So yeah, super old is a pretty accurate description in my opinion y smilie

Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?
@Kashish Calm down, mate. Come with me on a magikarp-et ride, and let us forget about our worries.

sigh

cause most are going to be said anyways...
inb4:

A magnet-mite Kill the bitch.
Someone help my child is Missingno!
Experiencing ang-Staryu
Don't take Ro-Hypno-L it makes you Drowzee
Rick Gastley
Ekans see clearly now the rain is gone.
I Bee-Drillin' her All Night!
Thanks to the Doctor my Hyp-No Longer Hurts
My Girlfriend never wears Abra
Can I Fil-Mewtwo Having Sex?
A magnet-mite Kill the bitch.
Someone help my child is Missingno!
Experiencing ang-Staryu
Scy-ther's just no good women left out there.
Don't take Ro-Hypno-L it makes you Drowzee
Rick Gastley
Ekans see clearly now the rain is gone.
I Bee-Drillin' her All Night!
Thanks to the Doctor my Hyp-No Longer Hurts
My Girlfriend never wears Abra
She likes it in her Meowth
Can I Fil-Mewtwo Having Sex?
PS2 Sucks. GameCubones.
I metapod of whales the other day
I can't act but omestar in a movie.
That last fight nearly Tauros apart.
I fought the War-Tortle-ly naked.
I don't know if I beleive that story. It sounds Fa...
I'm gonna use my taser to Zapados Niggas
Your Mom likes to Rhydon

Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?