All you need to know is that Voldemort and Harry Potter team up to kill a ginger boy named Ron Weasley. Hermione is a lesbian, and loves Bellatrix, but Bellatrix loves Ron, and she kills Voldemort trying to save Ron. Fred Weasley dies of a drug overdose. A horcrux is a magical item that makes Harry invincible. Harry and Ron fight to the death, but Harry wins due to the Horcrux. Fred's twin, George Weasley, commits suicide after Ron and Fred die. Bellatrix steals Harry's Horcrux, and kills him for killing the love of her life, and then Hermione kills Bellatrix, knowing she could never have her. Hermione marries Nevile Longbottom, pretending to love him. They end up ruling the wizard world, over throwing Albus Dumbledore.
That's a great way to tell someone you want a divorce.
"These flowers will last as long as our marriage."
"These flowers are dead."
"Yeah, we need to talk"
They're watching a tennis game..
It's a hidden message. If you scramble the letters, add a few, and get rid of some, it says:
"Steve Jobs probably raped little children, amirite?"
And I agree Rocky, you are cruel.
They also don't were shirts or shoes or pants, a bunch of whores they are.
Gryffindor: Being Brave will keep you from your grave.
Hufflepuff: Being loyal will make you like royal.
Slytherin: We're heartless bastards.
Which penis is his?
I'm going to tattoo it to my ass.
People who go to school are like drop outs, but with class.
He's lying, he definitely made it up by himself.
All drugs should be legalized, not just weed.
Whites are the superior race.
Homosexual marriage is wrong.
Homosexuality is wrong.
It should be illegal to not get an abortion.
We should bring back slavery, but make Canadians our slaves.
Every country should be communist.
Hitler was on the right track.
People should have to pay for an education, basically no public schools.
We should blow up the moon.
The Earth is flat and is the center of the universe.
Nickleback is a great band.
Polygamy should be legal.
Each individual should be forced a random religion, and if they do not follow it perfectly or they would be given the death sentence (unless one rule goes against one of my above beliefs, then it would be ok to break).
the "hard" way
Jokes on you, it really is butter.
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Spelled incorrectly it's Penis