Alcohol makes people behave like idiots. A baby makes people behave like idiots with strange voices amirite?

Why yes, my alcoholism was caused by my hatred of babies.

We all know someone so dumb that they'd probably try to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh map instead of a Quine-McCluskey Algorithm, amirite?

This one kid in my kindergarten class tried that and we still harass him about it.

Girls: you're not a fan of the new high-low shirt style, amirite?
You wonder if any celebrities use amirite, amirite?

I was in the paper once

Traveling back in time to re-live your childhood would be the best thing ever, amirite?
@Well they said reliving your childhood would be the best thing ever and I imagine curing cancer is better than...

But you could say that after anything!
"cheese is good, amirite?" "Curing cancer is better"
"You enjoy going on walks, amirite?" "I'd rather cure cancer"
"Purple is your favourite colour, amirite?" "Curing cancer is my favourite colour"

The most opportunistic thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a bath, is to throw in all your dirty laundry, amirite?

This is sick, my little brother died having an epileptic fit in the bath.
He choked on a sock.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. We can stop this, please share, amirite?

For every share or like, a clock will be forcefully taken away from an African.

A relationship isn't a test, so you shouldn't cheat.

because its okay to cheat on tests...

Im getting a new puppy its brown tan and white what would be some good names for it (its a gurl)

How about nobody cares

Gullible has three L's, amirite?

I sat here giving this post at d smilie face for quite some time. Here's my entire thought process.

"Well, duh, how many is it supposed to- wait... maybe this is a trick.... one... two... I KNEW IT WAS THREE! YOU CAN'T GET M- wait maybe I counted wrong... ... ... nope there are three... wait four how did I get four? Oh the i looks like an l, there are three... Unless!"

My brain hurts dude...

Your go-to strategy when it comes to flirting is to make eye contact a few times then hope he/she is braver than you are, amirite?
@RebaSoup I don't know about that, your profile pic is seriously turning me on right now.

It's tempting to upload a creepy picture while this comment exists.

Your go-to strategy when it comes to flirting is to make eye contact a few times then hope he/she is braver than you are, amirite?
There really is no reason to sentence a prisoner to another life sentence if they kill another inmate; I mean they're not going anywhere. At that point it's probably more about bragging rights. "What, you have one life sentence? Pshh, I have three", amirite?

I wasn't even aware that Canadians could commit crimes.

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Its weird to think that we could not use websites for their intended purposes. I mean, if we all band together, we could easily just use this website for sharing pie recipes, amirite?
Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?

That's a great way to tell someone you want a divorce.
"These flowers will last as long as our marriage."
"These flowers are dead."
"Yeah, we need to talk"