Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm 50. Grab a saucer out the cupboard I gotta feed my kitty. Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a tube of Colgate, cause when I leave for the night, I'll be back by 8, amirite?

I'm talkin' 'bout shavin' hair off my toe, toe, throwin' on my old clothes, wishin' that I didn't feel old, old...

Guys: It's really cute when a girl leans her head against your shoulder, amirite?

This was obviously written by a girl...

Out of all the necessary things your body has to do, sneezing is your favourite, amirite?
When choosing which house you would be in you choose gryffindor, amirite?
Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?

1 rocky
2 breakfast fan
3 polar the bear

There's always that one character that doesn't have a name in a TV show, amirite?
People don't even say "haha" any more. Any combination of h's and a's seems to suffice. amirite?
It's annoying when 12 or 13 year olds join facebook groups like "chillin with your hair up and no makeup on." You're not even in highschool yet; you should be doing that everyday. amirite?

I know what you mean, I'm in 8th grade also and I don't wear makeup to school except for cover-up for pimples and occasionally lip gloss. I personally don't see the point of more than that until at least high school.

"Our marriage is a celebration of equality in our relationship forever and therefore our child's last name will definitely be hyphenated with both our names to celebrate feminism because feminism is moving away from sexist traditions. But you still have an obligation to spend 3 months salary on a rock and give it to me for free to satisfy tradition." I think it's fair that when your buying a diamond for no reason other than traditions sake youre buying the right to your child's last name too, amirite?
Wit beyond measure is mans greatest treasure, amirite?
@Clementines inb4 IT RHYMES SO IT HAS TO BE TRUE.

You're just bitter because nothing rhymes with orange, Clementine.

The greatest human flaw: If we don't understand it, our first instinct is to destroy it. amirite?

This post doesn't make any sense... BOOM!

It's really hard to defend the fact that 95% of black people in the US are going to vote for Obama this year. Think about it, if 95% of white people voted for Romney, we'd have riots, amirite?
You feel a little awkward admitting you don't like something that everyone else seems to like (like Oreos) amirite?