Vikings kidnapped all the beautiful blonde women that's why Scandinavian countries are full of them, amirite?

Ah… I think you need the check your logic.

A corndog is a popsicle if you don't cook it. amirite?

Wow hate this one lmao, but I can't deny its truth.

If named correctly, the pro-forced birth movement would have likely been aborted, amirite?
XS, sure. Small, yep. XL, XXL, even XXXXXL? Mmm, OK. XM? NO WAY! There is only medium. amirite?

MT, MS, LT, LS
Sometime later there can be a tall or short destination. I'm an XLT.

If birds are dinosaurs, then when you eat Dino Nuggets, you are actually eating real dinosaur. amirite?

I wonder if real dinosaurs taste like chicken. It should be thick meat, so it's probably more of a chicken steak.

Wall quotes are the tramp stamps for homes, amirite?
If Asta's swords weren't so dole and rusty he would have killed a lot of people. amirite?

Hitting someone in the chest with a dull extremely heavy piece of metal which, while not coming down to a sharp edge, is still edged, will still kill people.

theoretically you can decapitate someone with a plunger, amirite?
A blind person will never truly know what haircut they want, amirite?

Why wouldn't they? They may not be able to picture it quite the same way, but they would certainly be able to feel their own head, know how long their hair is, know what hairstyles they might want to do with it, etc. They can certainly know what haircut they want.

You can't prove you are blind, amirite?
You can't judge a book by its cover, but the cover itself is always fair game, amirite?
@dankXD Don't judge a cover by its book.

It's true, twilight had a great cover.

You can't judge a book by its cover, but the cover itself is always fair game, amirite?

Don't judge a cover by its book.

Taking out your date, and taking out your date have two completely different meanings. amirite?
You can't spend one dollar after hitting your first million dollars, because you will not be a millionaire anymore. amirite?
@freq432 You're not a millionaire until you have 2 million

Does that mean that having one million makes you a millionist? 🤔

If you are bitten by a zombie, but you have the antidote for the zombie pathogen, you will still likely die of a nasty infection commonly present in decaying bodies. amirite?

It depends on what zombie universe you're in. In Max Brooks' books, for example, the zombies don't rot because the bacteria that causes it recognizes the infection and avoids them.