No one is ever the right amount of whelmed. amirite?

I'm currently grunted though.

There's no blue food. amirite?
A man who is attracted to a person's face and body is different than a female being attracted to a person's bank account, amirite?

A person who is attracted to another person's physical features is different to a person attracted to financial security.

*FTFY

Maybe you are actually mentally handicapped but you don't realize it because you are mentally handicapped. amirite?
@Some-Noname-idk so why was i kicked out of the disabled toilet

It's caused by big toilet to make an artificial scarcity of disabled toilet use. They can't kick us all out!

Egg Salad = tartar sauce + eggs, amirite?
If you were forced into a room full of every single fart you have ever produced, you would most likely enjoy the smell. amirite?

I think op just has a fetish and doesnt know it yet

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
@Hatchadi Makes me wonder what happens when a woman that finishes easily gets with a man that doesn't finish at all

lol wellll. I wouldn't say not at all, per se, but in my experience, they tend to get quite discouraged if it doesn't happen a few times in a row. They seem to think it's their fault, but really, it's just a result of concentrating too hard on holding back.

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?

Einstein is shaking with his brain

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
@Achilles982 If there is one thing I'm terrible at, it's avoiding orgasm.

if there is one thing i'm terrible at, it's orgasming at all

Something will always remain something no matter how much you divide or multiply it. It can never be everything or nothing. amirite?

Zeno has entered the chat

Snowmen are male because moms back then gave kids dad's clothes to dress them. amirite?

Also cause they're called snowMEN

Birth is the leading cause of death. amirite?

No, its not.

maybe every country has ninja's but Japan's are the absolute worst and that's why we know about them, amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound Scottish Ninjas make zero noise. It's the midnight black kilts.

Yeah, and I learned from Mike Myers that they practice the ancient Scottish martial art of Fuk-yu.

maybe every country has ninja's but Japan's are the absolute worst and that's why we know about them, amirite?
Someone that can use 100% of their brain could control anything in their body. amirite?

At that point it can be said all cells are controlling YOU