The fat movement is the only movement that does not require movement, amirite?

I dunno, they're calling "antiwork" a "movement" these days....

When changing the tire radius on your car, the speedometer won't display the correct velocity, amirite?
When changing the tire radius on your car, the speedometer won't display the correct velocity, amirite?
Microsoft and Sony have ruined so many kids futures because they played on Xbox/PlayStation instead of studying. amirite?

The kids would find other ways to ruin their future, Like drugs.

Sunburns are radiation burns from a nuclear explosion, amirite?

A nuclear combustion, not explosion. A very slow, stable combustion even, that explains that the Sun is still there heating us several billion years after its birth. As a matter of fact (the math is quite simple if you want to do it yourself), the human body produces roughly 2 times more heat than a chunck of Sun matter of the same size as a human body. It's only because the Sun is HUGE that so much energy is emitted from its surface.

It's unlikely, but entirely possible for a 9th planet in our solar system to exist, but matching Earths orbit on the other side of the Sun so we can't see it. amirite?
You don't make brownies; you make one big brownie and cut it up into smaller pieces, amirite?
Refusing to wear a helmet is your brain not considering itself important enough to protect. amirite?
@Lecturesea7537 You ate breakfast this morning, therefore people in Yemen can't possibly be starving. - Your logic.

global warming can't be happening because I have a snowball. you are making assumptions about the type of cycling i do

There is no wisdom without regret. amirite?

I don't know... "I don't regret making that mistake, because otherwise I wouldn't have known the correct solution".

Everyone talks about horny bards seducing dragons. What those bards might not understand is that since dragons are reptiles they would have cloacae, not penises. amirite?

I'm not sure that dragons are reptiles, as they're fictional, they could be anything.

It's likely that you are the cause of someone else's emotional trauma. amirite?

Way more than one I'm sure. Them there are rookie numbers.

most children hate going to sleep, but adults and teens can't get enough of it, amirite?

I see you have yet to experience the crippling effects of burnout, where you value your free time more than sleep, because the moment you lay your head down on your pillow, your free time ends and the hell that is your work begins again. Honestly, it means you've got a solid work/life balance, so keep it up!

Also, the whole recurring "death by being buried alive in concrete" nightmare doesn't help. Sleep has become the enemy

The most discriminated people, are homeless people, amirite?
Grandparents want grandchildren for the same reason children want pets: all of the fun and none of the responsibility. amirite?
@BennyPendentes Some grandparents raise their daughters kids.

And your point? We've gotten away from the extended family where multiple generations raised kids. That's not necessarily a good thing.

A 28 year old person that doesn't accept alcohol is more questioned than a 10000 day sober, amirite?