If dogs had lifespans closer to those of a human (60+ years), then chances are, not many people would keep them as pets. amirite?

They would have to be willed to people like some birds and reptiles are when their owners pass.

You can have all the money in the world, but there's one thing you will never have… a dinosaur. amirite?

Simpsons did it

Life is the process of dying, amirite?

Life is the process of conserving life by reproduction, and then dying. Which is basically the same

A "sugar-free jam" is the same thing as baby food. amirite?

Aren't sugar free jams sweetened with artificial sugar? I think you are thinking of, no sugar added.

You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?

This is true except all I remember are the dead baby jokes from summer camp

And of course the classic "What's the worst part about having sex with your grandma? Banging your head on the coffin lid"

The person in front of you is also the furthest person behind you. amirite?

What if I looked into a mirror. Would mirror version see an infinite loop?

The most intelligent animal species takes the longest to learn to walk. amirite?
@Framie1 That's what happens when shop much energy goes into developing our oversized brains...

And when you evolve to walk upright so the size of your hips gets smaller and you can't develop fully like other animals in the womb because it would make birth even more dangerous

When a drug addict accidentally overdoses, it is literally user error. amirite?
someone out there is sexually attracted to snowmen, amirite?

Yeah... someone...

For the first half of your life, you're getting older. For the second half, you're just getting old. amirite?

Depends how long your life is

One day there will be something even more extreme than vegan and they will shame everyone even vegans and be even more annoying. amirite?

"Water.. take it or leave it"

Okie is the short form of Okie Dokie which is the long form of OK which is the short form of All Correct. amirite?
Your favourite meal might be someone else's last meal, amirite?
@shai-e Ass.

your favourite meal?

A professional bassist has probably mistaken a bass for a guitar at one point. amirite?

Based on your logic: A professional violinist has picked up a viloa by mistake at some point in history?

When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?