If dogs had lifespans closer to those of a human (60+ years), then chances are, not many people would keep them as pets. amirite?

They would have to be willed to people like some birds and reptiles are when their owners pass.

someone out there is sexually attracted to snowmen, amirite?

Yeah... someone...

Your favourite meal might be someone else's last meal, amirite?
@shai-e Ass.

your favourite meal?

A professional bassist has probably mistaken a bass for a guitar at one point. amirite?

Based on your logic: A professional violinist has picked up a viloa by mistake at some point in history?

When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?
Giraffes are the vegetarian version of cheetahs. And dolphins are the pacifist version of sharks. amirite?

Dolphins are predators so wouldn't the fish disagree?

You are a brain controlling a skin mech, amirite?

That's a bit of an oversimplification.

The word ‘alphabet' is the Greek version of ‘the ABCs', amirite?
Your favourite meal might be someone else's last meal, amirite?
Women only show love to keep what they fear missing from leaving them. amirite?
@piromysl I don't understand. Whom are they leaving?

They are leaving OP cause he's a misogynistic twat.

If we put in percentages, straight men have been more satisfied with their penises than to women. amirite?

Godzilla just had a stroke reading that

The wealthier you are, the further your couch is from a wall. amirite?
@Iamalgend Does anyone else not get this or am I just really dumb

You have such a big house that either the couch can comfortably sit in the middle of room and still be far enough from the TV, or you have a separate sitting room for your couch.

Somone wearing little cloths can be a lot more lewd than someone completely naked. amirite?

Yes! Panties and a bra (or equivalent) are sooooo sexy. I mean naked girls are hot, but just in a different way

While the rest of the world is freaking out about the corona virus spreading, scientists are probably enjoying the fresh samples with free shipping. amirite?
Humans are all the same, genetically infantile, v1olent and h0ly. amirite?

I'm not violent or holy.