They would have to be willed to people like some birds and reptiles are when their owners pass.

Simpsons did it

Life is the process of conserving life by reproduction, and then dying. Which is basically the same

Aren't sugar free jams sweetened with artificial sugar? I think you are thinking of, no sugar added.

This is true except all I remember are the dead baby jokes from summer camp

And of course the classic "What's the worst part about having sex with your grandma? Banging your head on the coffin lid"

What if I looked into a mirror. Would mirror version see an infinite loop?

And when you evolve to walk upright so the size of your hips gets smaller and you can't develop fully like other animals in the womb because it would make birth even more dangerous

Or just higher purity than they are used to.

Yeah... someone...

Depends how long your life is

"Water.. take it or leave it"

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your favourite meal?

Based on your logic: A professional violinist has picked up a viloa by mistake at some point in history?

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