We tell kids to not take candy from strangers and to avoid them but then we encourage them to get ice cream from a dude in a white van. amirite?

The difference is that an ice cream truck is official. The city/county has allowed it to sell edible items.

No matter how many cities and buildings are constructed, the Earth does not get any lighter. amirite?

It's a lot lighter in the day.

Eventually, pi repeats itself. amirite?
@iTz_MrsPoPo That really cannot be said with absolute certainty

Pi is infinite, goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. In comprehensive amount of digits.

When the guys get together, they insult each other without really meaning it. When the girls get together, they compliment each other without really meaning it. amirite?

And when guys and girls get together nothing makes sense...

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 in the morning is realising that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise. amirite?

I think "they" are other people in general that get up voluntary at 4 and exercise.

Humans are all the same, genetically infantile, v1olent and h0ly. amirite?

I'm not violent or holy.

"Words with the same suffix pluralize to the same suffix"

If you can take someone's virginity, then there's someone in the world who unknowingly has the biggest collection of virginities, amirite?
Humanity has advanced socially, culturally and technologically, but we are still running on 200,000 year old brain meats our caveman ancestors had. amirite?

I mean, the brain gets updated every generation

Buttholes pucker, but don't kiss. amirite?

This would be a great riddle.

Black & White are mostly not recognised as a colour. amirite?
@Achilles982 What whaaat?

Yeah I was only like 6 so I cried but we got to read the rainbow fish and colour our own fish so that was cool (no using black or grey pencils tho)

Women don't really "release" essence—it's just in their feet to experience, amirite?
@Alixkast no, you just have a foot fetish

I am lucky enough to have a foot fetish, but experiencing a woman's essence doesn't have to be sexual

‘Reckon' is probably short for ‘recognize', amirite?

According to my dictionary they come from different roots. ‘Reckon' derives from Germanic and Old English for ‘count up' whereas ‘recognise' comes originally from the Latin for ‘to learn again'.

If there aren't any bad guys, there wouldn't be any heroes. amirite?

The problem with this world isn't that there is evil, it's that there is good, because otherwise nobody would care.

In around a 1000 years saying "I'm from a diffrent planet" will have replaced "I'm from a diffrent country", amirite?
@Kionix Thats an opinion and we dont take opinions here

It's a prediction, not an opinion, and opnion is personal