About a quarter of the time, a straight guy can't tell if another man has a handsome face or not, amirite?

Actually this depends on if your with the boys or not

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 in the morning is realising that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise. amirite?

who is they?

Not really. We see the sun from the earth. So if you're in space; you're still going to see the sun as you travel to it.

Potato chips always taste better directly from the bag. amirite?
When going on a date, most people wear nice clothes to end up meeting in no clothes, amirite?

When eating on a plate, most people put food on nice plates to end up having no food.

You may have JUST been created, all the memories and experiences JUST placed into your mind. Welcome, amirite?

These memories suck, can we try again?

The oldest sibling has never experienced having an older sibling, amirite?

And the middle has never experienced either

Rick rolling isn't ever going to die, amirite?

Oh this, this is beautiful.

Roses are red , roses are blue , depending on their velocity relative to you. amirite?
Girls with fake nails must really struggle wiping their ass, amirite?

Scratching her ass

Saitama from One Punch Man doesn't climb ranks fast because he doesn't put a show in his fights. He always ends it with one punch. amirite?

In one piece they have to find the one piece.

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?
@It's not a legit dump, just an abandoned lot where everyone throws their old appliances and doll eyes.

Well look at you all bougie, living in a neighborhood that has abandoned lots with doll eyes

Somewhere in time, people trying to fully understand artificial intelligence will outnumber massively those trying to fully comprehend natural/human intelligence. amirite?

Highly unlikely

Deaf people must've been super happy when texting became a thing and even more happy when FaceTime became a thing, amirite?
@Hofito Video chatting and services similar for deaf people have definitely been around longer than FaceTime.

I remember there used to be a service where deaf people could dial a number and type what they wanted to say and a person would read it to whoever they were calling and type the responses back to the deaf person.

In an entirely gay world, gay people don't actually need to rely on straight people to reproduce. Lesbians can just surrogate for them. amirite?
@Your forgetting about the part where we didn't have the technology to do this...


Being a surrogate doesn't take any technology. I'm a lesbian with two kids. It honestly didn't require any technology at all.