People who study Philosophy at university end up asking "Why would you like fries with that? amirite?
They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?

And if you teabag another player, you get discharged for homosexuality.

‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?

Come here bitch let me pet your head.
Oh wait you want your tummy rubbed instead?
Anything for man's best friend.
Now let's go find some hoes
And plant a garden of the flower rose.
yeaaaaaa boyyyyy

Another fun fact: the average person's stomach is the size of their fist, which is exactly what I plan to use for mittens this winter

Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?

As well as the only place where you can find numerous dead, living, or fictional characters, Guinea pigs that can fly, an army of anons, and Favvkes

You wonder what songs they're going to rape with autotune next. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are-are-are-are-are-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re, dirty bit...", amirite?
Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
@fuster_cluck what about the Golden Gate Bridge?

We should rename it the Crimson Gate Bridge, replace it with pure gold and cry tears of sorrowful joy as we witness our own citizens tear it apart piece by piece, further worsening our economy

Girls: you have one guy friend that you could easily start a relationship with. amirite?

But instead you're with that douchebag Chad!


Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. amirite?
You know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you wanted the shark, amirite?
The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?
@Shadi I'm looking for my Gallade

Pedophiles are looking for their Kirlia. e.e

Dijon vu is when you feel like you've eaten the exact same mustard before, amirite?

you should try to ketchup with the program

The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful. amirite?
It's kind of ridiculous that we're this close to the apocalypse and there are still no end of the world sales, amirite?

"Why die in your old, crappy car? Why not die in this brandspanking-new 2012 convertible Mustang? You won't get to use it or show it off but atleast you'll die in style! And for the time that we have left it will only be for the low price of $10,000!"

Stew is just the unsophisticated cousin of soup. There is a reason we don't call unintelligent things "souppid", amirite?
@jen Well, you never call things "soupendous" either.

Well you don't say "Stewpercalifragilisticexpialidocious" either.