People should stop baking things with love. Eventually, some greedy bastard scientist over at Coca-Cola will figure out love's formula, chemically reproduce it, and then get starving Chinese children to do nonstop manual labor in Coke's factories, producing the most amount of LOVE#57 for the least cost as Coke's CEO sits on a pile of coins, smoking a cigar, laughing maniacally as he rolls it in. So next time someone asks you what's in the cookies, just say, "Fuck you, that's what." Amirite?
No matter how much she tries to convince you that a small penis is really not a problem you still can't help but think your girlfriend shouldn't have one, amirite?

But it fits nicely in my vagina!

It's kind of ridiculous that we're this close to the apocalypse and there are still no end of the world sales, amirite?

"Why die in your old, crappy car? Why not die in this brandspanking-new 2012 convertible Mustang? You won't get to use it or show it off but atleast you'll die in style! And for the time that we have left it will only be for the low price of $10,000!"

Amendment One is not an amendment. It is an abomination against homosexuals, amirite?
@DryTurtle Abomination you mean? Or is there some wordplay I'm not getting?

Sorry, I meant abomination. I didn't notice it until you pointed it out but it was too late.

why does she sell sea shells down by the sea shore? its not a very profitable place to sell them when others can just go pick up their own for free, amirite?

Sally's sea shell store started staggering so switching stores seemed smart.

Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
@fuster_cluck what about the Golden Gate Bridge?

We should rename it the Crimson Gate Bridge, replace it with pure gold and cry tears of sorrowful joy as we witness our own citizens tear it apart piece by piece, further worsening our economy

Everyone thinks "you only live once" is a good motto to live by, but they forget that you only die once too, amirite?
@Tell that to Voldemort, Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire slayer.. and uh... Jesus.

Don't forget Goku. That guy dies like in every episode. Oh and you can't forget Kenny from South Park.

The world becomes millions of times more amazing when you accept science not Jesus, amirite?
The world becomes millions of times more amazing when you accept science not Jesus, amirite?
The world becomes millions of times more amazing when you accept science not Jesus, amirite?
@TheShamWowGuy and this post is just wrong in general... Creationists often use the beauty of the world as an argument FOR God by...

I'm not saying that they don't see beauty in the world. When you realize and understand that nothing created this, that it all occurred on its own, the world becomes millions of times more amazing.

Happiness in intelligent people is one of the rarest things you know, amirite?
@1667502

Found my Facebook status for tonight!

People say that marijuana is good for you because it's natural, but they don't realize that just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe. Wanna know what else is natural? Bears. amirite?

My opinion on this is that it SHOULD be legal, but you SHOULDN'T do it

People who study Philosophy at university end up asking "Why would you like fries with that? amirite?
People who study Philosophy at university end up asking "Why would you like fries with that? amirite?
@Montana I'm trying to figure out why you would make such an irrelevant statement.

Because every one should know of the orgasmic sensation slushie-dipped fries bring.

People who study Philosophy at university end up asking "Why would you like fries with that? amirite?

I like dipping my fries in slushies wary smilie