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Swimming is a good way to look thin. A much better way is to do your swimming between two sea cows.
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It would be sound advice for bad people not to trust any club that takes them in as members.
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Those who fail to remember the past are bound to copy the answers of the class nerd.
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"Sekeeth and Ye shall findeth" - I bet that's how it was then when Google was still in old english.
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Give a man fish nd he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and sooner or later, he'll smell like one.
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If only they hired taller ballet dancers then they wouldn't need to force those people to stand on their toes all night.
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Surely the male specie would have gotten something really amazing in return for an arm or maybe a leg than what he got for a small piece of rib.
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It would be the height of stupidity to go on a nudist camp blind date. I'm saying there's no guarantee for recognition unless of course you have a major anatomical aberration that will disinguish you from all the rest like a 3rd nipple or a wooden leg perhaps.
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Earth is the only one we got,
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You'd think that some people have another planet they can go to with the way they treat the environment,
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You had been in that situation where you've pushed the door close then stand there frozen for what seemed like eternity with a painful grimace on your face as you watch the car key taunt you from the other side of the car window.
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It is so lacking in creativity to have a bumper sticker that simply says - "bumper sticker",
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Astronauts have the most amazing job in the world. It's not everyday that one can look up at the vast darkness of the night sky and tell anyone who cares to listen: "Somewhere out there among the stars...is poop with my name on it."
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It is hard to imagine how life would be if man was created without opposable thumbs. I mean, giving the finger just won't feel that fulfilling anymore,
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If you had a dollar for every dirty thought that crossed your mind, you'd be filthy rich by now,
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