The first time I saw "trans fats" I pictured a bunch of fatty acids dancing at a trance party
SO much regret http://ctrlv.in/106829
Yeah I never understand those people who beat their marijuana up behind closed doors and then claim that it fell down the stairs. That shit is f*cked up man.
Testing for sharks in the bathtub
I thought chase was the smoking hot doctor on House
And what a shitty experience that was!
Next thing you know they're going to be going "Erm meh gerd! Look at tha way the light hits mah fethaz I'm so pretty everybody look at me!" instead of "quack quack".
I loved Aladdin... But no. That dude who hooked up with Belle though? Hmm, what a beast.
Of course they're comparable. It is none of your business to get mad at someone for making decisions about who they marry just as much as its not your problem if they eat a doughnut or not. Both have an equal amount of influence on your life = none.
You must be fun at parties
How the fuck has Hullabaloo not been mentioned? I thought all the chicks wanted his dick. Jislaaik maar ek verstaani julle mense nie
Have it your way.
No... You just become kidnap resistant. There's a big difference between proof and resistant, as swiss watch makers will happily tell you and charge you $1000 for.
I had a moment like that today. Yes, it was my fault and so I put up the obligatory hand and said "sorry, that was my mistake.' But inside I was going "fuckoff and take a chill pill I'll drive however i want to."
You know you're poor when....