The dieting world needs to stop discriminating against fat transexuals, amirite?

The first time I saw "trans fats" I pictured a bunch of fatty acids dancing at a trance party

It's really attractive when people scrunch their lips together when taking a picture. More people should pose like that. amirite?
Yes, god did put marijuana on this Earth. That doesn't give people the right to abuse it, amirite?

Yeah I never understand those people who beat their marijuana up behind closed doors and then claim that it fell down the stairs. That shit is f*cked up man.

You don't understand the function of a rubber duck, amirite?

Testing for sharks in the bathtub

You've never understood why liking fish sticks makes you a gay fish, amirite?
You've been in love before, amirite?

And what a shitty experience that was!

It's so annoying when you go to the pond and see all these ducks practicing their teenage girl faces, amirite?

Next thing you know they're going to be going "Erm meh gerd! Look at tha way the light hits mah fethaz I'm so pretty everybody look at me!" instead of "quack quack".

Even if Aladdin didn't have nipples or fingernails, he was still the most attractive (animated) Disney man, amirite?

I loved Aladdin... But no. That dude who hooked up with Belle though? Hmm, what a beast.

Saying someone elses marriage is against your religion is like getting mad at someone for eating a doughnut because you're on a diet, amirite?
@pb55020 Religion is a lot more passionate than a diet. People don't think that their diet will affect them in the...

Of course they're comparable. It is none of your business to get mad at someone for making decisions about who they marry just as much as its not your problem if they eat a doughnut or not. Both have an equal amount of influence on your life = none.

The best part about raping is that people don't care about your spelling when you talk, amirite?
There's at least one amirite user that you have a huge internet crush on, amirite?

How the fuck has Hullabaloo not been mentioned? I thought all the chicks wanted his dick. Jislaaik maar ek verstaani julle mense nie un smilie

Apparently if you walk outside at night with someone else, you become kidnap-proof, amirite?

No... You just become kidnap resistant. There's a big difference between proof and resistant, as swiss watch makers will happily tell you and charge you $1000 for.

There should be an international hand signal for "Sorry, my bad" that you can use when driving. amirite?

I had a moment like that today. Yes, it was my fault and so I put up the obligatory hand and said "sorry, that was my mistake.' But inside I was going "fuckoff and take a chill pill I'll drive however i want to."

when you go shopping for onions you peel off some of the skin so they're cheaper, amirite?

You know you're poor when....