You don't realize how much urine gets on your pants until you pee in shorts. amirite?

What is this suppose to mean?

They probably just disintegrate over time and so begins the cycle of life again

There Are No Rule Against Bringing Fire Extinguisher To Knife Fight, amirite?
You can get a two in monopoly but it's impossible to move two. amirite?

There are 2 ones on the 2 dye. It's possible

A motorcycle always has more doors than people on it. amirite?

You're mentally challenged

If you don't set aside time for being healthy, you will be forced to set aside time for being sick. amirite?

Beautiful!

Falling asleep in the car and than waking up at your destination is like skipping a cutscene, amirite?

Skipping a cutscene, but the loading screen takes long

Sometimes it's easier to disappear than to be pushed aside, amirite?
@Nilofargx Are you ok?

I'm in a tough place but I'm getting through it, this week has actually been quite important for me and I feel better at this point, still got a few places to get to though

Animals are really good at being fuel. amirite?
Everybody agrees space is infinite, but where would heaven and hell be on this spectrum? They can't be above or below as it goes on forever. Is it a different realm like the spirit realm? Idk, amirite?
A motorcycle always has more doors than people on it. amirite?
When you're licking a lollipop, you're just making your saliva tasty. amirite?

But I can't resist biting it..

Someone probably has the same signature as you, amirite?
Millennials want their ass and eat it too, amirite?

Wat Da Fuk

It takes quite a bit of self-discipline to not just wear sweatpants all the time and everywhere. amirite?

Ugh no thanks. I used to wear sweatpants at college. Personally I don't think they're much more comfortable than any other pair of non-denim trousers. And they look 100x worse.