We Are All Losing To A Thing Infinite Times Smaller Than Us, amirite?
Deadpool probably isn't circumcised because of his regeneration ability, amirite?
A 15 minute timeout as a kid feels like an eternity. A 15 minute break at work feels like nothing. amirite?
You can probably tell if someone had a good or bad childhood by whether or not they like surprises, amirite?

Surprise can prise your heart

During the course of our evolution there must have been the first ever fart that someone found amusing, amirite?

Don't forget about drawing dicks.

People who use hand gestures while they talk must knock over significantly more things at the dinner table, amirite?

Welcome to Italy

You'll never serve yourself the right amount of ketchup. It's always too much or too little. amirite?

You can never have too much ketchup. Only too little.

Humanity really missed an opportunity by not calling boogers snot clots. amirite?

*English people


In most scenarios, the hardest part of solving a problem is figuring out what the problem is in the first place. amirite?
Sylvester Stallone is in the real boxing hall of fame for being a fake boxer, but Hulk Hogan is not in the real wrestling hall of fame for being a fake wrestler. amirite?

He was honored for the contribution, attention and audience to the sport his 'Rocky' films brought. Not for being a "fake boxer".

If to think about it, all Darth Vader needed to discover Luke, was to visit his brother once on random holiday, amirite?

Yeah I think about this too but I think he hated tatooine too much and he still has trauma from losing his mom

Just realized that there is no word in the English language where the same letter is used 3x in a row, amirite?

brrr, shhh, and zzz.

The only job where its encouraged to cut corners is a wood working. amirite?

Racetrack design.

Roller coasters.


All your relatives (siblings included) will all soon find a family more important than you and the family dynamic you know will never exist again, amirite?