Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?
@teknogreek *Than

Pretty sure it's Then

Relativity is in the eye of the beholder. amirite?
Chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin are the Jacob and Esau of cookies. amirite?

I know of neither Jacob or Esau but from this comparison, I assume they are good people.

Admit it, you don't know any Greek people who haven't been dead for more than 2000 years. amirite?
Being still helps you consentrate and a still helps you consentrate liquids, amirite?
Being still helps you consentrate and a still helps you consentrate liquids, amirite?
Jeans with holes in them cost way more even though you're getting way less jean. amirite?
Maybe geese fly in a V shape to tell us what direction they're going, amirite?

You can see the direction just by watching them fly no matter what shape

Spiderman can make his own sex swing. amirite?

Incredible

Millennials have a historically low 4.2% of wealth. And 2% of that 4.2% belongs to just one millennial, Mark Zuckerberg. amirite?

You saw this from a tweet

Whoever lost the secret of Greek Fire probably did more good for the world and civilization than any other human in history. amirite?

All the Greek fire in the world couldn't help the byzantines stave off the Turks. It might've not been as game changing as one would think.

Only people your exact height see you the same way you see yourself in the mirror. amirite?
Deadpool probably isn't circumcised because of his regeneration ability, amirite?
A 15 minute timeout as a kid feels like an eternity. A 15 minute break at work feels like nothing. amirite?