When the people at your work start praising your accomplishments there's a good chance you're on your way out. amirite?

I'd say the best definition of this is: human nature.

A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?
@Voluspacookie Do you think when girls masturbate it is all flowers and butterflies?

No, I'm saying girls recover faster while guys get lost in self loathing when they realize what they jacked off to

All men are cremated equal. amirite?

Depends on your bmi

Using a black-belt when you're actually a white-belt gives you an advantage before a fight. So does wearing a white-belt when you're actually a black-belt during the fight. amirite?
Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?
@teknogreek *Than

Pretty sure it's Then

A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?
If the Earth really is flat then we're literally a giant frisbee flying through space. amirite?

You think we're flying through space???

Pfft- whatever sheep

Relativity is in the eye of the beholder. amirite?
Chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin are the Jacob and Esau of cookies. amirite?

I know of neither Jacob or Esau but from this comparison, I assume they are good people.

A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?
@teknogreek Ouch. 32 with a religious 13 year old attitude. Pathetic.

You know I honestly don't get the religious part, can you explain it to me as if I was a heathen please?

an actors career is the definition of "fake it till you make it", amirite?

Then, after you make it, continue to fake it.

People who party like they're going to die young are more likely to die young than people that don't, amirite?

"Discussing who was gonna live to be 21.They said, they wouldn't make it, they didn't make it. Were all naked when the day is said and done." -Offspring

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

i hope I'm haunting someone in their dreams

People survive 100% of their near-death experiences. amirite?

Lmao this one is good 😂😂😂

A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?