You'll never serve yourself the right amount of ketchup. It's always too much or too little. amirite?

You can never have too much ketchup. Only too little.

Whoever lost the secret of Greek Fire probably did more good for the world and civilization than any other human in history. amirite?

All the Greek fire in the world couldn't help the byzantines stave off the Turks. It might've not been as game changing as one would think.

Spiderman can make his own sex swing. amirite?

Incredible

Maybe geese fly in a V shape to tell us what direction they're going, amirite?

You can see the direction just by watching them fly no matter what shape

Admit it, you don't know any Greek people who haven't been dead for more than 2000 years. amirite?
During the course of our evolution there must have been the first ever fart that someone found amusing, amirite?

Don't forget about drawing dicks.

Only people your exact height see you the same way you see yourself in the mirror. amirite?
Jeans with holes in them cost way more even though you're getting way less jean. amirite?
Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?
@teknogreek *Than

Pretty sure it's Then

Deadpool probably isn't circumcised because of his regeneration ability, amirite?
Being still helps you consentrate and a still helps you consentrate liquids, amirite?
Being still helps you consentrate and a still helps you consentrate liquids, amirite?
All your relatives (siblings included) will all soon find a family more important than you and the family dynamic you know will never exist again, amirite?
A 15 minute timeout as a kid feels like an eternity. A 15 minute break at work feels like nothing. amirite?