Relativity is in the eye of the beholder. amirite?
During the course of our evolution there must have been the first ever fart that someone found amusing, amirite?

Don't forget about drawing dicks.

Being still helps you consentrate and a still helps you consentrate liquids, amirite?
Only people your exact height see you the same way you see yourself in the mirror. amirite?
Chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin are the Jacob and Esau of cookies. amirite?

I know of neither Jacob or Esau but from this comparison, I assume they are good people.

Spiderman can make his own sex swing. amirite?

Incredible

Being still helps you consentrate and a still helps you consentrate liquids, amirite?
Deadpool probably isn't circumcised because of his regeneration ability, amirite?
Admit it, you don't know any Greek people who haven't been dead for more than 2000 years. amirite?
Maybe geese fly in a V shape to tell us what direction they're going, amirite?

You can see the direction just by watching them fly no matter what shape

Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?
@teknogreek *Than

Pretty sure it's Then

Whoever lost the secret of Greek Fire probably did more good for the world and civilization than any other human in history. amirite?

All the Greek fire in the world couldn't help the byzantines stave off the Turks. It might've not been as game changing as one would think.

A 15 minute timeout as a kid feels like an eternity. A 15 minute break at work feels like nothing. amirite?
All your relatives (siblings included) will all soon find a family more important than you and the family dynamic you know will never exist again, amirite?