Living takes too much effort.
I ball with skill.
I agree with that but I think some (or a lot) is because when you read someone's messages having never met them, you create a voice for them in your head. And with this voice, you kind of predict what their personality is like. So finally when you meet them in person, they seem completely different than what you imagined.
If there's any justice, the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster will smite those who are oppressing this fine messiah. I hope all the true believers offer up a bloody meatball sacrifice, and pray for his redemption. You think he's more of a swarm of locusts type, or just good old lightning?