You think that sweet Australia banner I made is sweet, amirite?
@swimlax What if God was the athlete's inspiration? What if Tebow only worked hard to get to the NFL to spread his message...

He can praise any thing he wants, I could give less of a fuck. But as soon as he does it out in the public, that immediately makes him an ass hole.

It sucks when you're a twin, and it's your birthday. Birthdays are supposed to be all about YOU, not you and your sibling! amirite?

or you have the same birthday as your neighbor so your family decides to go to their birthday party instead of being with you

You actually find sexist jokes quite funny, amirite?

I love it when I put a load in the dishwasher.
And she swallows.

Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?

KittyNinja
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Nick

If I had a vagina I'd make videos of it talking.

The girl you just called fat? She really likes lasagna and cake. The boy you just called stupid? He doesn't try to study. The boy you just tripped? He's an asshole and really deserved it. Sometimes, there isn't more to people than meets the eye, amirite?

You see that pregnant 13 year old? She's a whore.

If women didn't wear anything under their skirts while playing tennis I bet a lot more men would watch it. amirite?

No chance. The last thing I wanna see is the Williams sisters' schlongs flopping about

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It's be cool to remember the first thing you ever googled, amirite?
Your virginity is the best wedding present you could ever give, amirite?

I don't know, they make some really nice bread-makers these days

Girls, you may have your period, but you also get consecutive orgasms that don't make a mess, and the entire world doesn't have to know when you're horny. Count your blessings, amirite?
Girls, you may have your period, but you also get consecutive orgasms that don't make a mess, and the entire world doesn't have to know when you're horny. Count your blessings, amirite?

Who the fuck cares? Girls have periods, guys have boners. I'm sick of everyone arguing (especially girls) about how they have the shitty end of life. Both genders have crap to go through, and both need to stfu about it and deal with it like a big kid. That's life.

Girls: even though one of your boobs is smaller and less luscious than the other one, you still love them both the same, amirite?

I punch my smaller boob nightly because it's stupid and needs to grow instead of being a little bitch.

Girls: You love it when a boy sneaks up behind you and hugs your waist. amirite?

I like it more when they come up and hug my waste.