He can praise any thing he wants, I could give less of a fuck. But as soon as he does it out in the public, that immediately makes him an ass hole.
or you have the same birthday as your neighbor so your family decides to go to their birthday party instead of being with you
I love it when I put a load in the dishwasher.
And she swallows.
If I had a vagina I'd make videos of it talking.
You see that pregnant 13 year old? She's a whore.
No chance. The last thing I wanna see is the Williams sisters' schlongs flopping about
Idk if you were kidding or not but its the same person ..
I don't know, they make some really nice bread-makers these days
Who the fuck cares? Girls have periods, guys have boners. I'm sick of everyone arguing (especially girls) about how they have the shitty end of life. Both genders have crap to go through, and both need to stfu about it and deal with it like a big kid. That's life.
I punch my smaller boob nightly because it's stupid and needs to grow instead of being a little bitch.
I like it more when they come up and hug my waste.