+492I told my boyfriend he had the biggest penis of all his friends. Why'd he get so upset? amirite?
+491"Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. amirite?
+217You really can tell a lot about somebody by their handshake. Like how much they masturbate, amirite?
+1,435I want you to know something, but I don't want to tell you, so imma let the first 3 words of this explain it. amirite?
+149'You can tell a lot about a person by their car.' For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman, amirite?
-91All guys jack off to pictures on Facebook at least occasionally, amirite?