I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.
And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"
I got my three underscores pierced without asking.
That's pretty coal.
I liked the part with the comma.
I don't know. I'm pretty attached to my ability to see dead people.
Good god. I see no other reasoning behind this than a conspiracy. Now this might be far fetched, but bear with me for a moment. 12,11, 10: those are numbers. Numbers is a television show that I've never seen. Scene sounds like the word "seen." Movies are made up of scenes. "UP" is a movie that I can see from where I'm sitting. Up means high, as opposed to low. Low would imply being close to the floor. Floor rhymes with door. Doors are made of wood. One type of wood is mahogany. Mahogany has the word "hog" in it. Bacon is made from hogs. Kevin Bacon is an actor. I just lost seven degrees to Kevin Bacon because I didn't make this reference soon enough. LOST is a television show. HOLY CRAP: Amirite.net must be purgatory.
Also in the news, cats sometimes have hair; except when they don't.
All in all, this is why I should never be allowed to play God. Fuck you, Kurt.
It retired at the ripe age of 65 and moved to Florida with its lovely wife, renting a modest property a few miles from the coast line and keeping up a small Zen garden.
Does he have a wife, three kids, and a steady job at the button factory?
Well there was no need to be cocky about it.
I was watching CNN really early on Friday morning at an airport, and happened to begin paying attention when the anchor said "Thanks to Japan, 20 nations are now under Tsunami warnings." I just sat there thinking "Really? You're going to blame Japan for a natural disaster? Well, my milk was sour when I opened the carton this morning. Milk comes from cows, which are found abundantly in Wisconsin. "W" is also the first letter of the word "watermelon," which aren't found often in Ethiopia. People are starving in Ethiopia. Milk must be the root cause of starvation."
Having been in high school for three years, I'm very adamant in saying that Snooki would most likely become our next president if that were to happen