One of the sneakily expensive parts of being an adult is building your own spice collection. amirite?

Get one of those lazy Susan's with the built in spice holders. $20. Spices included.

Fear is a drug delivered by screen. amirite?
@mkfireman No.

I agree, there's no room for fear in love.

One of the sneakily expensive parts of being an adult is building your own spice collection. amirite?
@dankXD im sure opinions will vary but imo: cumin cinnamon paprika nutmeg coriander cardamom bay leaves -...

Makes me think of Marge Simpson, "oh a spice rack.. 8 spices? There must be doubles" or however the quote goes.

Killing someone in real life will grant you with a positive KDR. amirite?

According to the ratio, sure. However, you still have only as many kills as deaths, so 1/1 is the same as 0/0 while you're alive.

Killing someone in real life will grant you with a positive KDR. amirite?

But if you only kill one, then when you die it'll be 1/1. Sooo.

Remember back in grade school when we were taught that acid rain was going to end the world. amirite?

And that's why so many people are sceptical of global warming

Anything can be cheese, depending on what you consider cheese. amirite?

Lay off the egg nog, dude

If the universe is truly infinite, somewhere out there there's a world exactly the same as ours in every way except they pronounce "baguette" differently. amirite?

And here on earth we have Beaufort, NC and Beaufort, SC. In NC it's BO-fert and in SC it's Bew-ferd and sailors know which port you're referring to by how you pronounce it.

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?
@jodzdzownica Who's body did I shame?

The phrase reinforces toxic masculinity. It's used negatively and forces the idea that one is less of a man because of the size of his schlong

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?
@Dewanrachit Did I stutter?

Do you perhaps own a Chevy pick up?

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?
People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?
People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?

I worked at Enterprise that serviced a Corvette dealership and they were the worst customers. Didn't have a single Corvette owner that was even polite.

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?
@Spliffkillah I own 16gb, am I a cunt?

Depends. If it's DDR2, then probably.

If you have to talk about semen at work, you have a really good job or a terrible job. No middle ground. amirite?

Have to? It's a privilege