Everyone will have broke at least two world records in their lifetime, youngest person on Earth and closest to death, amirite?

That's not what a world record is. You would have to be the youngest person ever, which is meaningless.

It must be hard for boxing referees to not intervene in random street fights, amirite?

Hahahahaha! Thank you.

A 'w' is a 'double u' depending on the font. amirite?

˙sʇuoɟ ǝᴉssn∀ lɐuoᴉʇᴉpɐɹʇ uᴉ ʇou ʎlʇuǝɹɐdd∀

n sʌ ʍ

Being able to get up in the morning and work on your own schedule is one of the most liberating things you will ever do. amirite?

I enjoy saving the time traveling. I do feel more pressured to get things done however. If I show up to work and am on youtube all day no one bats an eye but can't do that when wfh.

If you lose your virginity to yourself, you're still a Virgin cause you didn't actually lose it, the virginity came right back to you, amirite?

Boomerang virginity. Nice.

The human body forgets how to make teeth before we hit puberty, amirite?

or it just has no ammo left

Tea is the banana of beverages. amirite?

I need way more context.

Putting lights on a Christmas tree allows it to keep doing photosynthesis. amirite?
Putting lights on a Christmas tree allows it to keep doing photosynthesis. amirite?
@Tuggspeedmen Does artificial light count as fake light then?

Plants can still use artificial light for photosynthesis.

most of the smol lizard r sperm,slowly gos in ur penis,loses ther leg,starts birthin n r caled sperm,no know, amirite?

Don't let the rats get to you Charlie, you keep bashing em!

Medusa would have stoned more people if she had bigger breasts. amirite?
@Larny2019 her*

Yup. That's what I typed before my phone decided otherwise.

If you choose one super power choose to make snow into cocaine, amirite?

You son of a bitch, I m in!

It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?

It's not until you start buying your own food you realize how expensive food is.

people without penises see more penises on average than penis owners themselves. amirite?

Penis owners ?

Hourglasses are actually 100% sand, amirite?

Wood though. And/or plastic.