If you manage to get as many lightyears away from Earth as your age and has a VERY powerful telescope, you'd be able to watch yourself grow up. amirite?

Very 😎 ....

A 'w' is a 'double u' depending on the font. amirite?

˙sʇuoɟ ǝᴉssn∀ lɐuoᴉʇᴉpɐɹʇ uᴉ ʇou ʎlʇuǝɹɐdd∀

n sʌ ʍ

Mario is one of biggest simps ever, amirite?

Pokimane should be peach for Halloween and all her simps should be Mario and Luigi

It seems that fat bearded men are the biggest opponents to face masks. amirite?

I'm fat and bearded and I wear a mask... I feel offended

A bar tenders job is to poison people, amirite?

since when do you think of alcohol as poison?

We drink 268.2 litters of saliva every year, but drinking a cup of it doesn't seem to appetizing. amirite?

swallows consciously

When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?
The human body forgets how to make teeth before we hit puberty, amirite?

or it just has no ammo left

It's hard to measure the extent of your blindness. amirite?
@tonywonderslostnut If you and the professional share the same blindness then their test would fail to detect it

You'd have to share that blindness (whatever that even means) with every professional involved in testing blindness.

Mario is one of biggest simps ever, amirite?

Peach is a thot

Professional porn is filmed prostitution, amirite?

It's more like a movie production, where actors play roles, but in fact they're paid to have sex, so yes, but actually no, but in fact yes, but no. But yes

most of the smol lizard r sperm,slowly gos in ur penis,loses ther leg,starts birthin n r caled sperm,no know, amirite?

Don't let the rats get to you Charlie, you keep bashing em!

people without penises see more penises on average than penis owners themselves. amirite?

Penis owners ?

We are always in a dangerous situation but we don't always realise it, amirite?

Yes, a meteor might hit me. I'm scared.

It's always overzealous, never zealous or under-zealous. amirite?

Zealous is somewhat common. Underzealous would be pretty rare, but you might get kicked out of a Trump rally for it.