Since they are animals, sea sponges are a kind of meat. amirite?

So are bacteria.

We live closer to a Trex than a Trex did to a Brachiosaurus, amirite?

Sorry for being that guy but t-rex appeared 83.6 million years ago and brachiosairus died out 145 million years ago 145 million - 83.6 million = 61.4 million so they lived slightly closer to each other than we do to a t-rex

Adam was the only man that was the only man. amirite?

Adam's apples . Cherrys wtf.

Everyone spends their entire life smelling their own boogers. amirite?

Smells like air

You have the same chance of meeting a celebrity as they do for meeting you. amirite?
@Calumhj I'd care

Thanks- too bad we wouldn't know it

You have the same chance of meeting a celebrity as they do for meeting you. amirite?

Wow. That means that celebrities are just like me! I'm basically a celebrity.

People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves, amirite?
@bertlp I would prefer that they bred cilantro that didn't taste like soap.

Just breed more people who lack the gene that makes cilantro that tastes like soap.

People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves, amirite?

Someone should SPEARhead this idea

A mattress is a mat for resting, amirite?

And the floor is for walking.

Nobody views an assumption as bad when it's right
When you go to sleep and remember something cringe you did some years ago in front of people: There are 99% chance that you're the only one who remember it. amirite?
@Milkzey I still remember every person who farted in class during high school

I still remember every class who farted in person during high school

It's really great that snow cleans itself up after a while... amirite?

But snow is mean by leaving the real cleaning to water.

"Too many girls" was the reason Desi and Lucy got together and also the reason they fell apart, amirite?
@DrewCarey420 They met on the set of the film "too many girls" and they broke up because of his affairs

Ah, ironic.

In all honesty, I don't know how he could cheat on Lucille. She seems (seemed?) like she'd been a blast to hang out with.

Electric trucks won't be popular until we have a manly country music song about batteries. amirite?

His girlfriend cheats, leaves him, and starts working full time right next to the only public charging in their small town which is very sadly built on the spot his beloved dog passed a few years before.

It's ok though because the rowdy dive down the street has cold beer and an extension cord with his name on it.

Yee haw!

Putting vitamins into gummies for kids is the same as hiding medicine in peanut butter for dogs. amirite?

I put my kid's vitamins in peanut butter.