Nostalgia is reverse PTSD. amirite?
@Openeyes Here is a story about nostalgia. Once upon a time, a man was born in 1947. His childhood in the 50s wasn't that...

It's possible that each was right, but only had his own timeline as a reference and baseline.

In other words, we don't know what we're missing.

Fire needs air but you can also kill it by blowing on it. amirite?

I think its because we exhale CO2, which extinguishes flames.

There was probably a dentist on the Death Star when it blew up. Poor dentist. amirite?

Teeth require a forceful extraction...

Good morning to everyone except the people who believe everything they read on the internet, amirite?

Then i shall not believe it is a good morning!

It's possible that intelligent life on the brink of extinction elsewhere in the universe intends to colonize Earth after exterminating the local vermin — us. amirite?

Have you solved the Fermi paradox? I hope so because it's been burrowing into my brain since listening to the end of the world podcast by josh Clarke. I hate paradoxes!!!

The Ewoks probably ate all the Storm Troopers they killed. amirite?
We drink 268.2 litters of saliva every year, but drinking a cup of it doesn't seem to appetizing. amirite?

swallows consciously

One of the sneakily expensive parts of being an adult is building your own spice collection. amirite?

Get one of those lazy Susan's with the built in spice holders. $20. Spices included.

Fear is a drug delivered by screen. amirite?
@mkfireman No.

I agree, there's no room for fear in love.

One of the sneakily expensive parts of being an adult is building your own spice collection. amirite?
@dankXD im sure opinions will vary but imo: cumin cinnamon paprika nutmeg coriander cardamom bay leaves -...

Makes me think of Marge Simpson, "oh a spice rack.. 8 spices? There must be doubles" or however the quote goes.

Killing someone in real life will grant you with a positive KDR. amirite?

According to the ratio, sure. However, you still have only as many kills as deaths, so 1/1 is the same as 0/0 while you're alive.

Killing someone in real life will grant you with a positive KDR. amirite?

But if you only kill one, then when you die it'll be 1/1. Sooo.

Remember back in grade school when we were taught that acid rain was going to end the world. amirite?

And that's why so many people are sceptical of global warming

Anything can be cheese, depending on what you consider cheese. amirite?

Lay off the egg nog, dude

If the universe is truly infinite, somewhere out there there's a world exactly the same as ours in every way except they pronounce "baguette" differently. amirite?

And here on earth we have Beaufort, NC and Beaufort, SC. In NC it's BO-fert and in SC it's Bew-ferd and sailors know which port you're referring to by how you pronounce it.