+39Thirteen, go stick a needle in your girlfriend's pelvis--and no, that one's not a metaphor. Suck out some marrow. That one was. amirite?
+73The hardest part about having an ugly child is lying to them when they ask you if you love them, amirite?
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+593You know how they say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important. amirite?
+213You see, kidneys don't wear watches. Sure, gallbladders do, but it doesn't matter, 'cause kidneys can't tell time. amirite?
+452Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature. amirite?
+43I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship. Learned that one the hard way. amirite?
+57What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die. amirite?