+466Is this an intervention? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics, amirite?
+452Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature. amirite?
+593You know how they say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important. amirite?
+73The hardest part about having an ugly child is lying to them when they ask you if you love them, amirite?
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+96Interview? You test drive a car before you buy it, you have sex before you get married. You can't hire a team based on a ten-minute interview. What if you don't like having sex with them? amirite?
+43Lies are like children. They're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them, amirite?
+163I can play the harmonica with my nose, make a penny come out of a child's ear, or any other orifice for that matter, and given the right circumstances bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy. amirite?