To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?
@1650324

that one sounds extra kinky hello smilie

Talking about sex wouldn't be so awkward if children weren't lied to their entire lives beforehand, amirite?
@Favvkes that awkward moment when someone misspells awkward...

The awkward moment when everyone is being a dick to you lately for absolutely no reason.

"So today, I went to-"
"GWAAAAAAAAAA"

You aren't afraid to argue with Anthony, amirite?

So, Ant agreed with this...does that mean he's not afraid to argue with himself? or maybe he means the little voices in his head? Or mabye he has multiple personalities? Or mabye he's not afraid to agree with himself?? I don't even...

Even if the KKK bought Martin Luther King' house, and built a fucking monument to Hitler it's okay, because they have the fucking right. I would fucking disagree with it, and I would be pretty pissed about it, but I would never tell them that they have no right. Sometimes, the assholes win, shit happens, but that's what makes America great. The minority opinion should be protected. amirite?

Let me see if I can put this in a way that you'll understand...
"This fucking shit is so fucking true I mean yeah it's shit to think about but hey life's shitty sometimes."

You didn't know that the main characters in Spongebob represented the Seven Deadly Sins. Amirite?

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

What if animals can say their names like Pokemon do, and we've just named them wrong? amirite?

These comments amuse me so.

We all know someone so dumb that they'd probably try to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh map instead of a Quine-McCluskey Algorithm, amirite?

I was able to read "We all know someone so dumb that they'd probably try to minimize a..." and then my brain just stopped comprehending words.

A ghost could be humping you right now, and you would never know it, amirite?

Considering I just farted I don't think said ghost will be too interested in me anymore.

The mentally challenged are the best people. They are honest and innocent. They love no matter what and would never try to hurt you. I cannot understand why people hate them. amirite?

You ever read Of Mice and Men? Lennie will fuck your shit UP.

In Arizona, it's normal to see a Tarantula every few days. In Mississippi, it's normal to see an armadillo every few days. It's weird how there are probably animals you're used to seeing every day that would absolutely astound other people around the world, amirite?

In Wyoming, it's normal to see a person every few days.

you have a love for at least one typically hated smells (sharpies, car exhaust, nail polish remover, etc) amirite?

I like the way skunk smells... It's weird.

This post didn't end the way I salad.

Once it starts to get cold, it seems like every teenage girl on facebook feels the need to announce that she's drinking hot chocolate, amirite?

"hott coco;))))) l8r my babys gonna come ovr and were gonna cuddle and watch christmas movies!"
Reality:
"My hot chocolate is now freezing because I waited for my boyfriend of a week to come over but he was playing Skyrim so he never showed."

You hate it when you spend three days making potato salad only to have someone step in it at the beach, amirite?

Nice going, buddy.