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Nowadays girls have to practically have their whole body shaved just to keep a man pleased, amirite?

Forreals man. Girls are expected to do so much; get dressed up even if it's uncomfortable, do their hair, do their makeup, get their nails done, be virtually hairless from the neck down. What do boys do? Y'all shave and get the occasional haircut. You shut up and take what we give you, you ingrates.

A kindergarten teacher is someone who makes the little things in life count. amirite?
@RebeccaBIack I don't.

That's because you're still learning the days of the week ;)

Homosexuality is just as unnatural as Heterosexuality, if you think about it in an evolution standpoint we were just meant to reproduce, not fall in love... amirite?
@SpearmintMilk Lol @ your username.

When are you going to stop your meaningless drivel? I use uncommon words, therefore your argument is invalid. Do you know how the Grand Canyon was formed? Do you have any idea how incomplete the Fossil Record is? Have you noticed that I bring up irrelevant topics in a last-ditch attempt to throw you off?

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It's odd that cars in Britain have air conditioning in anticipation of hot weather. Gotta love their optimism though. Kinda like a fat girl carrying round a rape alarm, amirite?
Part of you wants to think that Heaven doesn't exist because the thought of your family watching over you while you masturbate is too much, amirite?

"That's my grandson! He's turned into a respectable young man over the years...and he's grown a bit too! Oh, and he...wait...what is he...no....OH! OH GOD NO!"

Americans are all like "hey, we hav to lern 50 states!!1 so stop teling me to lern mor about other country's!!!" Dear Americans, I can name the 50 states and all the countries in this planet. Will you now stop being ignorant and learn about the outside world? No? You won't? Well, to be honest, I didn't expect you to stop being ignorant ever. It's part of your culture, amirite?

America is a melting pot to all people, opening its arms to every nation in world (Minus Cuba). American culture is a BLEND OF EVERY CULTURE. Saying that being ignorant is a part of our culture is attacking everyone, including yourself. I don't care where you are from.
It is not a necessity to know every single country in the world, but if someone says "I was in Alabama yesterday," you should probably know what they are talking about. But if someone says "I was in Yemen last week," odds are they won't be really offended if you don't know where that is (Arabian Peninsula). I've never heard anyone complain about learning the states. I could name all the states and their capitals by 5th grade. It is not difficult.
Look, I don't care if you know every country. No one else does. You aren't cool, and stereotyping Americans makes you look like a dick.

We should be able to text during school and not get in trouble, amirite?
@Tallglassofwater I'm pretty sure the point of school is to pay attention to the teacher and learn, not text Becky about that one...

But Becky just texted me and said she kissed Johnny. That's a problem; I like Johnny. I mean..OMG, Becky's not even hot!

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No matter HOW MANY TMES you hear this voice actor, you will forever think of Patrick Warburton as Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove, amirite?

That principal from Kim Possible.

Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?

Hogwarts: I WHIP MY STAIRS BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY STAIRS BACK AND FORTH

Prince Naveen is damn fine for an animated character, amirite?

Prince zuko is better :)

If Sarah Palin becomes President in 2012, you hope the world really does end, amirite?

If Sarah Palin becomes present, I'm hightailing my ass to England. If anybody with some affiliation to the Tea Party takes the office, this country is going down.

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It's awkward when you go on amirite.net and some blonde girl with a backpack tells you about travel and religion, amirite?

I went so crazy that I got up and made breakfast, then took a shower. It was insane.

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It sucks when you take off your turban and Voldemort is on your head, amirite?

Its one of my pet peeves.

I know why they call it Post of the Day. It's because the acronym is POTD, and if you sound that out, it sounds like "party", which is what a Post of the Day is, amirite?