Swimming is not just a sport, it's a survival skill. Not many other sports can claim that, am I right?

Soccer? Someone could say "play soccer or I will kill you".

It's a lot harder to say your ABCs of cuss words than you think, amirite?

Ass
Bitch
Cunt
Dick
Effin
Fuck
Goddamn
Hoe
Idiot
Jackass
Kooch
Lardass
Motherfucker
Nigger
Orgasmic
Penis
Queefer
Rimmer
Shit
Twat
Unclefucker
Vadge
Whore
XXX
YOLO (honestly, this one's worse than nigger)
Zipper-taker-downer-person-thing

Alright, I had to stretch on quite a few of these...

Steven Hawking is the guy with the wheelchair that invented time, amirite?

A wheelchair did NOT invent time.

Im a freshman girl and all the older guys helping me with my homework and carrying my books are just being nice, amirite?

I'm a little child and the candy in the car is real.

Guys: You hate that awkward moment when you're getting head and don't know what to do with your hands, amirite?

I suggest putting your hands in her hair and GENTLY guiding her head. GENTLY!!

Do British people think in accents? amirite?

Do Americans think in cheeseburgers?

Americans: The founding fathers, who wanted us to be able to have guns, would pee through all 8 layers of their pants if they saw what guns were today, amirite?
The guy who yells "My leg!" from Spongebob is named Fred Rechid, and is actually a janitor and cameraman. He also has two sons named Tommy and Monroe, a wife named Sadie, and an ex wife named Mable Monica. You never expected him to have a name and a life, amirite?

Shit just got real.

"Dude he just called you dyslexic." "HO ELHL ON, LODH YM--", amirite?

I have sex daily.
I mnea, I ahve dyslexia.

It's pretty weird that Gremlins is actually a Christmas movie, amirite?

I agree. The plot seems more appropriate for Kwanza.

When you think about it, sleep can be a (temporary) solution to any problem. Have cancer? Go to sleep and you won't have to deal with it for 8 hours. Back hurt? Divorce? Unplanned pregnancy? Sleep, amirite?

My mum always says to poop or sleep whenever we have a problem. Broken leg? Poop. Insomnia? Sleep. Hunger? Poop. According to her, poop and sleep cure everything.

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