A programmer's job consist of writing for 10 hours so people use their algorithm for like 4 seconds. amirite?

It is more fun to program for a targeted market... Less Specs... More money to collect...

If you put a team of Stormtroopers against team of Pokemons in a game of Dodgeball, it would probably never end, amirite?
@Framie1 But the Pokémon would beat the troopers quickly

That's true. A Magikarp could probably win against the Avengers!

Executives are the least likely to escape a burning building, amirite?

That'd be difficult from the golf course.

You have probably never heard a bus honk its horn, amirite?

I wish! The neighbor is a pos who can never have their children ready for the bus so every schoolday at 730am the bus sits outside honking

Your neighbors are probably more used to seeing your house from the outside than you are, amirite?

Only if you never leave your house.

You'll never be the same when you realize you can see Tim Allen's junk in Galaxy Quest. amirite?
Being a shy extrovert would feel like being socially constipated. amirite?

Extraverts aren't necessarily outgoing, they just prefer spending time with people instead of on their own

The inverse is also true for introverts. They aren't necessarily shy, or even antisocial, they just don't like spending long amounts of time in large groups

People go through all kinds of mental gymnastics to make themselves sad/depressed, but often times refuse to do the same to make themselves happy. amirite?

Its super weird; Almost like humans are addicted to depression? Maybe that's not the right way to say it?

all food is soup to fish, amirite?
37 is someone's favorite number, amirite?

Probably but 73 is Chuck Norris of numbers.

Someone always tries to reinvent the wallet and never succeeds. amirite?
@Achilles982 It's getting tighter and tighter because of the cards

Wait until the coin pocket on a pair of Levi 501s starts getting called a SIM card pocket.

Pubes in the rim, amirite?
@teknogreek Urinal

Just making sure I read that right lol

A 17 year old boy dating a 15 year old girl isn't wrong, but an 18 year old dating a 15 year old is frowned upon. amirite?
@Vic8760 If the 17 year old turned 18, than the 15 year old would be 16.

There would be a period where the 17 year old would turn 18 and the 15 year old wouldn't be 16 yet

someday we're gonna have a museum dedicated to youtubers, amirite?

No we won't

Porn in reverse is anticlimactic, amirite?

Nah, it still looks like he's pumping