A programmer's job consist of writing for 10 hours so people use their algorithm for like 4 seconds. amirite?

It is more fun to program for a targeted market... Less Specs... More money to collect...

Executives are the least likely to escape a burning building, amirite?

That'd be difficult from the golf course.

You have probably never heard a bus honk its horn, amirite?

I wish! The neighbor is a pos who can never have their children ready for the bus so every schoolday at 730am the bus sits outside honking

Being a shy extrovert would feel like being socially constipated. amirite?

Extraverts aren't necessarily outgoing, they just prefer spending time with people instead of on their own

The inverse is also true for introverts. They aren't necessarily shy, or even antisocial, they just don't like spending long amounts of time in large groups

37 is someone's favorite number, amirite?

Probably but 73 is Chuck Norris of numbers.

Pubes in the rim, amirite?
@teknogreek Urinal

Just making sure I read that right lol

A 17 year old boy dating a 15 year old girl isn't wrong, but an 18 year old dating a 15 year old is frowned upon. amirite?
@Vic8760 If the 17 year old turned 18, than the 15 year old would be 16.

There would be a period where the 17 year old would turn 18 and the 15 year old wouldn't be 16 yet

someday we're gonna have a museum dedicated to youtubers, amirite?

No we won't

The most intelligent animal species takes the longest to learn to walk. amirite?
Almost everyone who's ever been alive is already dead, amirite?

I think your math is wrong. Estimated 100B ever, currently 7B. That's 7%.

For a lot of young people, most valuable thing they'll leave behind when they die will be their Steam account, amirite?

Not just young people. I own few material possessions, none of them considered "valuable"

Womens shoes are much easier to take off, amirite?

Women's shoes are much easier to take off. The reason is
that the soles of women's shoes are thinner and less rigid than men's,
and it's very easy to remove a shoe from the foot.

In a study of 25 pairs of women's shoes, researchers at
the University of Illinois in Champaign found that female feet
needed to exert less force to remove men's shoes than women's shoes.

Some common styles of women's shoes are easier to remove
than others. For example, shoes with high heels tend to be harder to
remove, because it takes more effort for the wearer's feet to move
over the front of the shoe.

Most shoes designed for comfort are easier to remove than
shoes with heels. And shoes with soft, flexible soles are much easier
to remove than shoes with soles made of high-impact materials.

Mankind will become extinct not from lack of food or water but lack of empathy. amirite?
@Mytokhondria Can we speed this up? I can't deal with everyone's hatred anymore

Then make sure you're part of the solution and not the problem

Drooling is a mouth orgasm, amirite?

not how it works

Most whales must ultimately die from drowning, amirite?

Whale of a observation