Blowjobs must be a tense affair in Cannibalistic societies. amirite?

Lollipops

Mankind will become extinct not from lack of food or water but lack of empathy. amirite?
someday we're gonna have a museum dedicated to youtubers, amirite?

No we won't

Mankind will become extinct not from lack of food or water but lack of empathy. amirite?
@Mytokhondria Can we speed this up? I can't deal with everyone's hatred anymore

Then make sure you're part of the solution and not the problem

The most intelligent animal species takes the longest to learn to walk. amirite?
@Thatoneduderyan My mom can't walk cause she died of cancer

She doesn't need to walk. Sheβ€˜s an angel.

Blowjobs must be a tense affair in Cannibalistic societies. amirite?
The trouble with coffee is that you have to figure out how to make it before you've had your coffee. amirite?

Turn on coffee machine. Insert K-cup. Press button.

Birds wouldn't use a decimal system for counting, but rather count in ternary, if they learned math, amirite?
You think about doing it more than doing it, amirite?

Except for breathing

You have probably never heard a bus honk its horn, amirite?

I wish! The neighbor is a pos who can never have their children ready for the bus so every schoolday at 730am the bus sits outside honking

Your eyes are binoculars for your brain, amirite?

Let me just zoom in real quick πŸ‘πŸ‘

Three things in life are for sure; death, taxes, and the fact that the pro-life vs pro-choice debate will never be solved, amirite?

And how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

Pubes in the rim, amirite?
@teknogreek Urinal

Just making sure I read that right lol

Whatever happens, we're all part of it. amirite?
a broken vacuum sucks and doesn't suck. amirite?
@Boknows12 A working vacuum does the same

And a display vaccume does neither