I wouldn't want a prince who came when I kissed him, he would be awful in bed. No endurance.
Just say, "your boyfriend has a small penis"; if she tries to counter the statement but then stops mid-sentence then you know.
So basically no one ever has any children at all ever again. Great plan.
Also probably wouldn't be very big. That is unless they skin someone like your mother.
ive memorized that song and know backgammon ....hmmmm and my clothes come off I do believe.
Really? I just did that for fun..
Go sit in the corner and think about what you said.
Waldo, meet your competition
On a very fine day in the U.S.A, a really old, wrinkly grandma sat on her porcelain throne and began doing her business while she read the latest issue of time magazine, which coincidentally has a countless number of informative articles involving the cute, harmless appearance of the commonly known panda bear and the incredibly wild trek of the cartoon character johnny bravo through one million light years of space!
I believe in Harry Potter.
"Dear diary, I was kissing corpses today and GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?"
We've got to go back! Hand me the time turner! Excellent, now, by my calculations, if we're to go back to 1937, when tom turned 11, from the present time, 1980, with one hour's time reversal for each turn, we shall need to turn this timeturner a total of 464,280 times! Let's go!
One........Two........Three.........Four.........Five.......Six..........Seve- Oh, fuck it! Let's just hope some prophesied chosen one comes along and takes him out or something.
I dare you to go up to a rape victim and say "you shouldn't have gotten raped." tell me how that goes
This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.
So, you're saying they should be thankful?
They should be thankful that they're antagonized, shunned, insulted by a large portion of society? Oh, wait. No, you're saying they should be thankful that they're not antagonized as badly as they might be in other countries. That's like punching someone in the face and saying 'Oh, you should be thankful I didn't break your nose. That guy over there would have.'
My point is, they shouldn't /have/ to be thankful. They shouldn't feel immense gratitude to a society for not hating them as much as they might in other places, because there shouldn't be any reason for them to be hated in the first place.