Girls- you've been dreaming of a true love's kiss....and a prince you're hoping comes with this, amirite?

I wouldn't want a prince who came when I kissed him, he would be awful in bed. No endurance.

"Does your boyfriend wear boxers?" is a perfect question to ask when you are suspicious that your daughter is having sex, amirite?

Just say, "your boyfriend has a small penis"; if she tries to counter the statement but then stops mid-sentence then you know.

Birth control should be mandatory for any girl older than 14, amirite?

So basically no one ever has any children at all ever again. Great plan.

If a serial killer were to kill you by skinning you alive, and then leather your skin and make it into a pair of curtains, you would prefer your skin-curtains to have a nice floral print on them, rather than just a block colour, amirite?
@mydaddidntpullout Those would be some heavy-ass curtains

Also probably wouldn't be very big. That is unless they skin someone like your mother.

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You were a little weirded out when you learned that in order to become a moderator on here you have to win a game of backgammon against Anthony while singing "I'll Make a Man Out of You" in the nude, amirite?

ive memorized that song and know backgammon ....hmmmm and my clothes come off I do believe.

You were a little weirded out when you learned that in order to become a moderator on here you have to win a game of backgammon against Anthony while singing "I'll Make a Man Out of You" in the nude, amirite?

Really? I just did that for fun.. wary smilie

Go sit in the corner and think about what you said.

Joseph Kony. Unable to capture him yet are able to take a perfect HD photo of him, amirite?

Waldo, meet your competition

Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?
@YellowHouse try this beotch oavfditusaarowgsohptabdhbwsrtliotmwchacnoiaitchaotckpbatiwtot ccjbtomlyts (random letters on a...

On a very fine day in the U.S.A, a really old, wrinkly grandma sat on her porcelain throne and began doing her business while she read the latest issue of time magazine, which coincidentally has a countless number of informative articles involving the cute, harmless appearance of the commonly known panda bear and the incredibly wild trek of the cartoon character johnny bravo through one million light years of space!

BAM

Don't correct me when I don't capitalize god. He's not a proper noun if I don't believe in him, amirite?
It's kind of weird that the prince kissed Snow White. He had only met her once and didn't know that she would wake up from the kiss. Is it normal for him to go around the woods kissing corpses? amirite?

"Dear diary, I was kissing corpses today and GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?"

In the Harry Potter series, why didn't somebody just use a timeturner and kill Tom Riddle? amirite?

We've got to go back! Hand me the time turner! Excellent, now, by my calculations, if we're to go back to 1937, when tom turned 11, from the present time, 1980, with one hour's time reversal for each turn, we shall need to turn this timeturner a total of 464,280 times! Let's go!

One........Two........Three.........Four.........Five.......Six..........Seve- Oh, fuck it! Let's just hope some prophesied chosen one comes along and takes him out or something.

If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
@Yes. If she isn't financially ready, she either shouldn't have gotten raped or not slept around. If the health...

I dare you to go up to a rape victim and say "you shouldn't have gotten raped." tell me how that goes

Certain conspiracy theories make you want to take a hammer to your skull. amirite?

This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

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@1248401

So, you're saying they should be thankful?

They should be thankful that they're antagonized, shunned, insulted by a large portion of society? Oh, wait. No, you're saying they should be thankful that they're not antagonized as badly as they might be in other countries. That's like punching someone in the face and saying 'Oh, you should be thankful I didn't break your nose. That guy over there would have.'

My point is, they shouldn't /have/ to be thankful. They shouldn't feel immense gratitude to a society for not hating them as much as they might in other places, because there shouldn't be any reason for them to be hated in the first place.

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